Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Mewnipendance Day

Star POV:
Today is one of the greatest days of all of Mewni!! And I can't wait for it to start! I have gathered Sensei Brantley, Miss Skullnick, Starfan13, Marco, Alfonzo, Ferguson, Janna, Ed, Francis, Gir, Minimoose, last but certainly least.... Zim. I had my sword ready to start but first I need everyone to be quiet. "Okey, quiet everyone, QUIET!" I yelled as everyone stops talking. "I assume you all brought your swords..." I asked them. "Uh... Wha?" Marco said in confusion. I drop my sword and said "It's said on the invitation: You're supposed to bring a sword..." "I was little confused by your invitation." Alfonzo said as he showed his card. "I am not confused, this is clearly a drawing of meat, I came for the meat..." Miss Skullnick said "I thought it was a duel which I will destroy with my laser gun that I was going to cheat with?" Zim said who showed his laser gun. "I think everyone is just wondering why they're here." Marco told me. "Ahh, It's the 37th of Gravnogk? Mewnipendence Day?" I told everyone what's going on but they all just stared at me in confusion. I sigh as I grabbed my explanatory book and explain the important event. "    A long time ago, arrived the first settlers of Mewni..." I open the book to a pop up boat and I made boat noises. "Modest people with noble pursuits: Life, Liberty and Corn..." I turn the page and continue. "But the wicked monsters rose up and attacked the innocent Mewmans to re-steal Mewni for themselves." I then turn to the next page to the queen and peasants. "So the Queen used her magic to turn the simple peasants into a fearsome army!" I made magic sounds as I turn the page. "And there there was fighting..., fighting, fighting, fighting,, fighting, fighting..." I said as I skipped the pages to the end of the fighting. "and the Mewmans won!" I said as I stopped at the family castle. "Tadaah!"I finished as I made firework noises. "But wait... You just blew past all the important stuff!" Marco said "Yeah... I kinda wanna hear more on the fighting details." Zim said "When do we eat?" Skullnick asked me. "We feast after we reenact "THE GREAT MONSTER MASSACRE". Now please split into two teams: Monsters and Mewmans." I answered her. "Wait? Wha..." I heard Zim say but was interrupted by Skullnick. "Can I be a Mewman?-" "You are already a Monster: That's why you were invited." I told her as she goes to the monster team as I choose where everyone is at. The teams were for Mewmans are Janna, Sensei, Starfan13, Francis, and GIR. For monster are Alfonzo, Ed, Skullnick, Ferguson, Minimoose, and Zim. "You get to be my General..." I told Marco who said "Thanks." "Lookin' pretty good." I said as I prepare my wand. "Now we can begin making costumes and after that: "THE BLOODY BATTLE CAN COMMENCE"" I told everyone as Marco and Zim raised their hands. "YES, MARCO?" I asked him. "What's that?" He point s to the floating eye. "Oh, that's The All-seeing Eye: It follows you around all day." I told him. "It's staring at me..." he said "Don't worry, it's just to remind the monsters that the Royal Family is always watching... It's not actually watching you though." I said as I laughed. As I finished laughing I see Zim was still raising his hand. "Ugh... yes zim?" I asked him. "Yes, may I ask why it is called the Great monster massacre?" He asked me. "I don't know? I didn't read the fighting parts I usually skip to the end." I told him. "Now, get ready!" I yelled.
Time skip
"There, that will keep your "Entrails" from becoming your "Out trails!"" I said as I finished with Ferguson's costume. My sword then punctures his pillow. "My pillow..." he said as a large knight walks up to me to reveal Marco. "Hey, Star: I've been looking trough your... Hold on." He said as he opens his mask. "I've been looking through your book and something seems... Off." He said as Zim walks up. "What do you mean? Let me see!" I said as I try to grab the book but he was to tall. He then drops the book for me and I open it to see big huge knights with big weapons while monsters were small and had small weapons. "Okay... Wow. You're right, Marco... I can't believe I haven't noticed that before..." I said as I gave the knight team bigger stuff and the monster team nothing. "What!? What kinda of advantage is that?!" Zim yelled "It's in the book." I told him. "Now I see why this is called "the Great Monster Massacre!" Because the monsters were the ones who were massacred by the invading knights!" He yelled "Mewmens are not invaders like your "goal" is. We are defending ourselves." I said "I hate
To agree with Zim but... don't you think this is kinda unfair?" Marco asked me. "Unfair?" I said as I looked at the teams.
Time skip:
I was up at the balcony pondering about what Zim and Marco were saying about this match. "Hey, Star, everything is set up. We'll start whenever you give the signal. Or not, and we can just go eat." He said as I got worried "No... It's okay... It'll... It'll be fun." "Okay." He said as he went back to his suit.
Zim POV:
"Ok, here is the plan. We are gonna get entirely destroyed! But if Minimoose can get to Star fast enough before any of us gets badly injured by the knights.... we probably only have a slim chance of winning." I finished my plan to the team. "That's not a great plan." Skullnick said "Well, Star confiscated my laser gun and we don't exactly have a lot of choices so it's the best we got for this unfair fight that I should be enjoying!" I yelled in frustration.
Star POV:
I got up and I began the game. "Knights of Mewni! Take off your stabby weapons and drive off the evil monsters! " I said as I blasted the signal spell to the sky which it was a giant purple skull. "Oh! Come on!" I heard Zim yelled from the trees as the team charges at each other. I watch as the massacre of the battle as I saw the monster team was trying stay fight but they stood no chance against them. "Maybe this wasn't a good idea..." I thought as I then notice Fergunson who was in his Buff frog costume cling on the balcony trying to grab the wand. "Ferguson?" I said in confusion as he was launched into the sky by a unicorn which horrified me. "Ferguson!" I yelled as I jumped down to him although I heard a faint nyah behind me for some reason but I ignored it. "I am so sorry! Marco was right, this is unfair! Ferguson, are you okay?" I asked him when I heard him say "I'm fine. I'm just... invisible..." from the trees which confused me until I realized that it was the real Buff Frog. He wakes up and pushes me aside and starts running. I let run because I felt that there was to much fighting already. "Alright, let's go eat some corn." I heard Marco said as everyone starts walking back to the house.
Time skip
I was looking at the book reading as I couldn't get over what the book showed. "Was Zim right? We're early Mewmens invaders?" I thought as I heard Marco approach me. "Are you ok?" He asked me as I closed the book. "Yeah... I was just thinking about what happened today." I told him. "How about some corn?" He asked me as I nodded and I got up I looked out the window to see a sadden Buff frog. I grab some corn and I went to place the corn next to him as a apology for what has happened.