Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Mr. Candle Cares

Star POV:
It was the day we're the guidance counselor will tell us our future. "Wow. Everyone's getting really awesome careers." Marco said as we saw people enjoying what they're future careers are. "I can't wait to find out what my future holds." I nervously laugh because didn't know what I could get. "I know what your going to be?"I heard Zim say who was next to me and Marco which I growled as sarcastically ask. "And what might that be?" "Defeated!" Zim yells as he laughs. "Yeah, yeah... you say that every time and yet you still haven't taken over Earth." I said "That may be... but I have beaten you." He said "only once and I repaid you by ruining your Mars plan." I told as I smirk as he growled of being reminded about the Mars failure as the door opens signaling that it was my turn. "Looks like I'm up, I bet that I'll get a better career then you." I said "You do know it's not a competition, right?" Marco said but was ignored by Zim. "Ha! That will be the day!" He laughs as I enter the room. "Star Butterfly. Please sit" mr candle said as I took a seat. "Okay" I said. "Help yourself to some candy." He said as he gestures a bowl of candy. "No, thank you. I'm just really excited to have my fortune told. How do you do it? Read palms? Converse with the dead? Examine head lumps?" I asked him wondering on how he's gonna tell my future. "Nope. Just normal guidance counselor stuff. Have you given much thought to your future?" He asked me. "Totally. When I grow up, I wanna raise warnicorns " I told him in excitement of raising warnicorns. "Well, that seems like a fun hobby but you might not have much time for hobbies as the queen of Mewni." He said as my excitement dies. "Queen?" I said "I may not know your fortune, but your future is set in stone." He said as I was slowly getting sad about how my future is in stone. "Stone?" I said "Are you dating anyone?" He asked me which was totally weird. "What? Uh, no." I told him. "What about that Zim boy? Got a secret crush on him?" He said which I instantly said "What!? No! He's my Mortal enemy. He's the reason why I can't use magic! And he is trying to destroy Earth!" I told him. "Yeah, that's weird to date your mortal enemy. Maybe someone else then. It's never too early to start searching for the future king of Mewni." He said which is upsetting that I may have to. "Maybe" I said "Cheer up Star. Or should I say, Your Majesty?" He said which I did not like at all. "Hmm." I said as I left his office. "So how'd it go?" Marco asked me but I ignored Him and walked away. "Don't Zim. Just. Don't." I told him as he was fixing to say something but I interrupted him and I walked on.
Zim POV:
"That was weird? She's somehow went back to her depressed state since I destroyed her magic? Whoever is in their is a genius! I must know his skills!" I thought as I walked in the office for my turn. "Human! I demand to know your skills!" I demanded. "Sorry. But it takes a long education to do this. Take a seat." He said as I walked towards the chair. "Mr. Redavni. "I've been very anxious to speak to you." He said "Of course you are. Everyone is anxious when they are in the presence of Zim!" I said "Indeed." He said "Now tell me. Where do you see your self in the future?" He asked me. "Taking over the world! .... and maybe a small statue of me titled "#1 Invader of all of Irken."" I told him. "Quite a big dream. Tell me. What do you think about Star?" He asked me which I was confused of why she is in our discussion. "What about her?" I asked him. "Have you heard the rumors involving the name "Stim?"" He asked me which I was confused. "Stim?" I said in confusion. "A bunch of the students have been talking about "Stim" since you and Star have been to Earth for the past few months." He said as I was even more confused. "What does "Stim" have to do with me and Star?!" I said. "Stim is a the St from Star and the Im from Zim and placed it together to combine Stim. I will admit that it isn't a good one." He said which I was still confused. "Why would people put our names together?" I asked him. "It's when people ship two people together." He told me which I was confused on the ship thing. "Why would they want to put us on a ship?" I asked him. "It's slang for when fans thinking of two people being a couple." He told me. "A couple of what?" I asked as he sighs "It's when two people are romantically involved." He said as I now got what he was saying. "Me and Star a couple! Ha! I laugh at the very idea of being in love with my mortal enemy!" I said "You two do seem to hang out a lot." He said "That's because we are fighting each other for the Earth. She is halting my plans of taking over this filthy planet. She will lose!" I told him. "So there's nothing romantic between you two?" "The only thing I love is the day of victory."
No POV:
"Garbage Island⁈ What's the use of taking honors classes if it gets you sent to the middle of nowhere?" Marco complained as he was walking next to Star who was still upset of having no choice in her future. "So don't go. At least you have a choice. Apparently, the only thing in my future is being queen." She tells him. "Oh, man, I'd love to be queen. You never have to think about what to wear; you have somebody do that for you." Marco said as Star groans "People would just love you because they have to, no matter how weird you are." More groans "You never have to bathe alone." "Marco, please stop talking." Star begged him. "Hello, Star and..." they stop when they see Zim walked up to them trying to think of what to say. "I want to say Bill?" "Marco." "What do you want Zim?" Star asked not wanting to deal with Zim today. "I just want to rub my future Career at you." He said "Is it any better then Garbage Island?" Marco asked "There's a island filled with garbage? ...that's not important. My career is to be part of the restaurant chain!" He said "Ok..." Marco said as Star just walks away. "Hey! I'm done yet! You still haven't heard of my plan of taking over the restaurant chain!" Zim said as Marco was staring. "It involves getting promoted for doing the best work." Zim says. "Uh... that takes like years." Marco said as he leaves. "We'll see who's laughing when I take over the restaurant chain and then the world!" Zim yells as Marco leaves. "Good luck with that." Marco said. "We'll see who has the last laugh." Zim grumbled as he enters the restroom to his stall filled with Irken technology. "Let's see if I can do anything about this restaurant chain?" Zim whispered when he heard. "All right sir, phase one is complete. What's next? Sir, are you there?" Zim looks at the other stall to see Mr. Candle looking at the Toilet and the face of Tom appears. "You idiot! You forgot the most important part. Me!" Tom yells "I got confirmation. Stim is completely platonic." Candle said "So that's why he was asking me about that? Well it's not my problem." Zim thought as he went back to his seat. "Neo back to this restaurant plan." Zim whispered.
Star POV:
I was in my room looking at the Queen magazine. "Oh. These women look so miserable." I said as I sighed and walked to the mirror. "Calling Mom" the mirror said when I pressed for Mom. "What did you do?" She asked me. "What... nothing! Yet. I'd like to ask you something. Are you happy?" I asked her. "Happy? What difference does that make?" She asks me. "I mean, I don't know. Do you have any warnicorns?" I asked her hoping that there was still something good out of this. "Goffrey, do I have any warnicorns?" "You have 19, Your Majesty." "Oh. Apparently I have 19." "Oh, sweet." I said as got happy that there was still something to be happy about. "But when you are queen, you don't have time for warnicorns." She said which made me sad again. "Oh" "Everything I'm saying is in your guide book. Incidentally, you may want to review the chapter on hair care." She told me as I brushed my hair sadly. "If you're going to be queen, you have to look the part. Don't worry so much about happiness. It makes you look pale. Love you. Bye." She said as she hangs up. "So much for happiness." I thought as I looked at the guide book until I thought of a great idea.
Zim POV:
"Grrr... ahhh!!! There is nothing on how to be take over the whole restaurant chain quick enough!" I yelled as I was in my house in the living room with GIR who was watching tv and Minimoose floating above him. I then tossed the book away. "What am I supposed to do! I have nothing else planned and my itch for world domination grows." I said "Why don't you try attacking Star? Fighting her would help." GIR suggested. "Help with what?" I asked him. "Fighting her always cheer you up." He said "Yes, but that's only when I start but every time she gets the upper hand." I said "Nyah!" Minimoose said "Your right. It does help me improve myself to be better and it's what drives me to better enjoy my victory against Star because I have proven that I can take on any other dimension there is." I said "Plus there could be a chance!" GIR said which confused me. "A chance for what?" I asked him. "A chance for Stim to happen." He said as I groaned. "Not you two.... GIR! Don't tell my you believe in that nonsense!" I demanded. "You two do spend a lot of time together." He said "That's because we're at war with her and it is my personal goal of defeating her." I told him as he stares at me. "Because she is my mortal enemy." I told him as he stares. "I do plan of defeating her permanently, GIR." He stares. "Let's just squish the Butterfly girl once and for all." I said as I went to grab a laser gun and I heard GIR yell out. "Sure you will!" I grumbled in frustration as I went down in the toilet.
Star POV:
"We'll see who will be queen of Mewni now." I thought as I tore the queen poster from my wall. "Time for a wardrobe change."
Zim POV:
"Let's see which one will end this nonsense faster?" I asked myself as I looked at my armory for the perfect weapon. "Why don't you try that one?" GIR suggested to the annihilater 4000. "Excellent."
Time skip
I was in my Voot Cruiser looking at the window which had the elevator from when I went to the underworld waiting for it to leave. "So what's the plan?" GIR asked me. "It's simple GIR. I'm just gonna ram in and blast Star." I told him. "Not much of a plan." He said as Minimoose squeaked in agreement. "Yeah, well, I just want to get those silly thoughts that people have and prove that it is stupid ....and to finally achieve my goal of conquering Earth." I told them as they stared at me. "Stupid Stim. When I find the person who made that rumor they are gonna be sorry." I grumbled as I saw the elevator goes down. "Finally! Now we can Begin!" I said as I grabbed the wheel. "You better hang on because this is gonna be rough!" I yelled as I floored the wheel and it zooms to the window. I jumped out of the ship and I yelled. "Prepare to meet your end! Mewman Girl!" I looked to see uh.... I think it was Cliff who was with a different girl.

"Oh! I'm sorry. I didn't know Star wasn't here. I'll come back later." I said as I was about to leave. "I am here Zim." The girl said with Star's voice. "You are!?" I said as I looked closely and saw that she was Star. "Oh.... anyway, prepare to meet your doom!" I said as I trained my laser gun at them. "What happed to the restaurant chain?" The human boy asked me. "Plans have changed. The plan would've took to long. Now tell your maker I said Hi." I said as I pulled the trigger waiting for it to fire when I heard. "Now charging the Annihilater 4001." "Ehh??" I said I'm confusion when I saw that it was not the 4000. I looked up to see Star with a battle axe and swung at my laser gun breaking it into two. "You wouldn't hit a alien with glasses would you?" I said as I smiled nervously as my pak placed a pair of glasses on me. She then grabs my glasses and hits me with them on the face. "Clever girl, but this isn't over." I said as I walked to my cruiser.
Star POV:
I watched as Zim got on his ship and his robots got on with him. "We'll meet again!" He said as the door to his ship closes and GiR waves bye. "Well that was easy." Marco said "True, but we both know that it won't be like that again." I told him. "True, but we'll beat him." He said "Right! Now, I better change out of this outfit and back to my normal one." I said "What are you gonna do with your hair?" He asked me. "Don't worry. This is just a wig. I didn't actually cut my hair." I told him as he nods and leaves the room.