Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Goblin dogs

Star POV:
It had been a few days since Zim was taken by Hekapoo and so far I haven't seen him try anything for a while which made me worried that he was planning something. But that would have to wait because Pony Head arrived on Earth and told us about Goblin dogs and said that we have to try it. So we've been to 12 dimensions until we reached to a desert dimension and Marco and pony head were busy saying that they were lost when I saw the goblin dog truck. "Guys guys guys! I found it." I called them over as I pointed to the truck. "There it is. The goblin dog truck." I said as we saw one very huge line. "That line is like, a million miles long." Marco said "It's all good. My friend Kelly's holding us a spot. Yo, Kelly!" Pony head said as a green fluffy monster poke out her head out of the line. We walked over to her when I see ZiM and his robots in front of her. "ZiM! What are you doing here!?" I asked as me, Marco, Pony Head got in line with Kelly. "If you think it's for a genius plan to take over the Earth! ...then you are wrong. GIR overheard you on Earth and wanted one of these... Goblin dogs, so here we are." He told me. "How did you get here before us?" Marco asked. "Yeah! Kelly was here when I left to get Star and Earth Turd." Pony Head said. "Whose Kelly?" He asked as we motioned to her. "You mean the bush with eyes? Ha! The people at the back of the line said that the bush was a person two!" He said as he laughed. "There is no way they let you cut so easily." Pony Head said. "We didn't." We turned to see the person who said that which was a koala who was burnt. "The tiny purple floating moose zapped is before we could do anything." He said as he points to the other people in the back who were also burnt. "He blasted one of my trunks with a laser." A tree said as he raised a burnt trunk. "You are one violent little alien." I said "Thank you, I try." He said as we began our long wait in line.
No POV:
"~Doom doom doom doo dooom~" GIR continues to sing as everyone were waiting In line. "Can you stop singing!?!" Pony head yelled at GIR who continues to sing. "Nope." ZiM and Marco said at the same time. "How long does it take to get a Goblin dog?" ZiM asks getting annoyed for being in the line a long time. "I don't know." Star said "Relax, we'll be there. I had a goblin dog just last week and it was teh bomb. So don't worry.. we'll be there." Pony head tells them as ZiM groans as a goblin walks by with some merch. "Alright, kiddies. You're just moments away from maximum mouth-ertainment. So stay cool in a hot goblin dog T-shirt." He asks as GIR shrieks out "MMMMEEEE!!!!!!!!" Which everyone wince because of how loud it was. "A-alright. Here's a shirt." The goblin said as he hands GIR a shirt. "Wooo!!" He yells as he puts it on. "Excuse me." Marco says to the goblin. "Hi." "You work here?" "Yes." "We've been waiting forever. How do we get a goblin dog?" "You wait in line." "And can you tell me how to get in that short line over there? " Marco asks as he points to a very short line. "What!?!" ZiM yells. "Oh, that's the VIP line. It's my boss' idea." The goblin tells them. "How do we get to the VIP line?" Marco asks him. "Well, it's pretty exclusive but I could s-n-e-a-k you guys in." "Oh, you know what? I'm gonna go with no, thank you." Pony Head said "Nyah?" Minimoose squeaked. "Oh, what? I thought he spelled something else. That's my bad." She said as they all walked to the VIP line. "Welcome to the VIP line!" The same goblin said who was in a wagon filled with merchandise. "Okay. Who's ready to buy some goblin dog products?" He asks "That's okay. We just want the hot dog." "You're in the VIP line. That stands for... ̲Very ̲Interested in buying ̲Products. Buy the producst, stay in the line. get the dogs." The goblin says as ZiM groans in anger. "I don't have any money." Star says "All I have can only be used in space." ZiM said. "Oh, I think I got some. Check in my back pocket, girl." Pony Head said as Star looks inside Pony Head for may money. "Oh, uh-uh. No, I think that's my keys." "Oh, I found it. Uh, 27 cents and two pistachio shells." Star said as she held up the stuff she said. "    I got some cash." Marco said as he held a good stack of cash. "Marco, how much money is that?" Star asks "Like 650 bucks." He says. "Yep, that'll do it." The goblin said as he takes the money. "This will get you the executive package." He said as everyone was given something. "Man, this goblin dog stuff is ridiculous." Star said as she was wearing goblin dog slippers. "Tell me about it." ZiM said as he had goblin dog glasses. "Yeah, you dropped a ton of cash on all this swag." Pony Head told Marco. "No, I got us into the right line." He said as Star gasps. "Oh my gosh. Look. We're next!" "Finally!" ZiM said as they all walked to the window which opened to reveal the same goblin. "Seriously!" ZiM yells. "Seven goblin dogs please." Star says. "Oh, you have to wait in that line now." He says as he points to one monstrous line. "Oh, Come on!" ZiM yells in frustration. "How many lines are there?" Marco asks " Oh, it's all one line. There's just a lot of them, so after that line, you'll go to that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then that line, then it hooks back like a dog's leg. Then you gotta take a number. You know, from a little number ticket pulley thingy." He explained to them as ZiM was pulling out his laser gun but Star stopped him before he could use it. "Okay, I'd like to speak to the manager please." Marco said. "Certainly sir." The goblin said as he closed the window and reopens with another hat. "Yes?" "What's the deal man? We waited six hours and bought all your stuff." "I'm sorry sir, did you say you've been waiting for six hours?" "Yes." "Well, some of these folks have been waiting years." "Years⁈/Nyah?!" Everyone yelled except for GIR who wasn't paying attention. "Years!!" The goblin yelled and closed the window and reopened with the previous hat. "So what did my manager say?" "You're the manager!/Nyah!" Everyone minus GIR yelled. "Oh, you know what? Forget this okay? I'm not waiting years just to try a goblin dog." Pony head siad as ZiM adds "Me two!" "What? Ponyhead, I thought you said you had a goblin dog before." Marco said as Ponyhead got nervous. "Well, as it were, uh..." "Have you had a goblin dog or not, Pony Head?" "Uh, I don't know." Pony head laughs nervously. "Who can tell? Like... maybe not?" "I'm done." "Agreed." Marco and ZiM said as they were about to leave. "Marco, come on. Pony Head didn't mean bad. She's just a liar." Star said. "That isn't better!" ZiM yelled. "Wait. Wait, wait, wait." Pony head and GIR said to ZiM and Marco. "Wait? That's all we've been doing. I'm sweaty, I'm hungry, and on top of everything, you lied about goblin dogs." "Yeah! You lied, which is supposed to be my thing!" "Look, Marco, ZiM, I mean, all of these people have lied." She said as everyone admits to the things that they have lied. "Look, we've all lied, and lying is not cool." Star said "Only cool to ZiM!" "but there's only one person here who's lied to all of us." Star said a little annoyed with ZiM for Interrupting her. "Yeah. Pony Head." A koala said as the crowd yelled out yeah and were ready to attack her. "Minimoose!!! Prepare for maximum zapping!" Zim yells as Star stops them all. "Wait, no. No, no, no. That guy." Star said as she points to the goblin. "Oh, yeah. He did lie to all of us. Get him!" The koala yelled as everyone starts charging at the goblin. The goblin drives off in his truck away. "He's getting away." Star said "Ohhh... he's not..." ZiM said as he pulled out a big laser gun. "Say hello to destructor 500 DX." He said as he fires the laser gun which hits the truck spinning it out of control. The goblin falls out groaning when he looks up he sees ZiM pointing the laser gun at him who was with Star, Marco, Minimoose, Ponyhead, and GIR who was dancing. "alright, puny goblin! Give us the Goblin Dogs and we will possibly let you go." ZiM told him. "What do you mean possibly?" Star asks "What?" ZiM said "Look okay, you get me severed horse head. goblin dogs aren't real." The goblin told them. "What?" Ponyhead asked in confusion. "It's a ruse. I took you for everything." He tells them. "You know what.... I'm outta here!" ZiM yells as he puts the laser gun on his back. "Come GIR, no goblin dogs." "Awww..." GIR said sadly. "What about the money?" Star asks. "You know what? Let him Keep it." Marco said. "Uh, Marco, that was 650 bucks." Star said "Yeah, you'd be a fool to not have it back." ZiM tells him. "Yeah. Well, now every time he sees my 650 dollars, he'll remember the three kids, two robots, and a alien whose dreams he wrecked." Marco said "No, I'll just spend the money." The goblin said. "He's right Marco. Yeah, w'll take the money, okay, thanks." Star said "No Star, we're going home." Marco said as the group walks away with the money and without blasting him. The goblin then laughs as he toss the money into the air and runs up to Marco. "What the..." Marco said in confusion as the goblin grabs his hoodie. "Star." Marco said as the goblin was laughing which ZiM used a smaller laser gun to blast him off. "No. You earned the goblin dog." The goblin said as he gets up from the blast covered in soot. "What are you talking about?" Marco asks "Goblin dogs are real. I had one before." Kelly said as she moved her hair to reveal what she looked like underneath the hair. "Kelly?" Star said. "Oh, we thought you died." "And I thought she was just a bush." Ponyhead and ZiM said "What? No we didn't. And how did you still think she was a bush when she has been with us and moving?" Marco said. "Oh, okay, well, I'm sorry. I thought she did die, so excuse me." "I have seen bushes that have acted like people in space... they would lure you to their nest and devour your bones." ZiM said. "Well that's a Image that I hope to forget. And You've had a goblin dog?" Marco asked Kelly. "Got it from Roy." "Whose Roy?" ZiM asks as Marco turns to Roy the goblin. "So goblin dogs are real?" He said for clarification. "They are. Yes." Roy said "This was all some kind of trick." Star said "Not a trick. A goblin dog must choose its master through trial, and today, the goblin dog chooses you." He said as he took a bottle of ketchup and mustard and used it to make a pentagram. "Wow!/Nyah!" Everyone yelled as they were teleported to a temple like place. "Where are we!?" ZiM yells. "Behold!" He said as he hands them all a goblin dog. "Well it better be worth the day." ZiM says as they all ate their goblin dogs. "This tastes like a normal hot dog." Marco said. "It's basic, but it's good." Ponyhead said. "At least it's not burning my tongue." ZiM said. "Nyah." Minimoose squeaked. "This is amazing!" GIR yells. "Hmm. Yeah. I guess I was expecting..." Star said as she gasps as they all started to see hallucinations which they woke up to see that they were all back in the desert. "That was amazing!" Star yelled in excitement. "I gotta give it to you, Pony Head. Those hot dogs were pretty good." Marco said. "I will admit that they were good." ZiM said "Can I have another one?" GIR asks. "I am not going through that again!" ZiM yells. "Oh, well, you know, the best for my besties, and whatever, all that kind of stuff." Pony head laughs and says "But, you guys, on the real, I am so done with this place." "I'm ready to hoof it." Marco elbowed Ponyhead. "Oh no, you can't say that. No." She said "Ugh. Roy makes me go through this every time. Why are those goblin dogs so good?" Kelly said "Hey Kelly, it's been really great talking to you." Marco said as a figure stands up from the top of Kelly's head. "Yeah man. It was really cool hangin' out with you too." It said. "What?!" Marco yelled in surprise. "Awe! Look at the cute fluffy thing." GIR said. "Oh, hey, I'm Tad. I'm Kelly's boyfriend." He introduced himself. "How long have you been there?" ZiM asks. "Since you got here." He said "...Yep, I'm done. Let's go GIR, Minimoose."
Elsewhere
Space:
A lone Irken command ship is hovering over a broken planet. On the ship it had the Irken symbol but it was crossed off with to make a big X. "Sir! We seem to getting a transmission." A Irken said. "Patch it through." The commanding Irken said as the screen turns on to reveal Ni. "Greetings! Irken's who were cast out from the Irken Armada. I am Ni and How would you feel about joining me and getting revenge on the Tallest?" She said as she gave a evil smile as the rogue Irken's looked at each other before they started smiling evilly.