The GIR house

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It had been a few days since the Mewberty incident and Zim was on a video call with his leaders The Tallest. "There were some glitches in the security system, but thanks to my masterful repair skills, they've all been eradicated." Zim tells them as a child walks behind him which Zim is unaware of. "The fortress is now impenetrable, absolutely-" Zim was then interrupted by Purple who asks. "Um, who's that little person behind you?" Zim turns around in surprise of seeing the child in the house. "What the-!?!" He says as he sees the mom enters in she said "There you are! What did I tell you about wandering off like that? Come on!" "I missed you, mommy!" He yells as they leave the house. "I'm glad it had a happy ending after all." "Me too." The Tallest Said as Zim gets frustrated and said "Gaaah, I'll call you back later!" He then cuts the transmission and the picture of a green monkey comes down to hide the screen. Zim then walks to GIR who was watching TV about a Taco commercial. "GIR, we're going down into the main system core. This much trouble with the security can only mean a defective artificial intelligence brain. I'll have to replace it." Zim says as GIR replies "Tacos!" "Just come on." Zim says as GIR gets out of his disguise and the head to the kitchen and they ride down the elevator to the system core of the lair. They walk next to a tube  which goes to a sphere. "Okay, your part is simple, GIR. You just monitor the download conduit while I replace the old AI brain with this new one." Zim tells GIR as Zim takes out a new AI brain all the while GIR was repeating Tacos. "All you have to do is watch the data beam for any fluctuations until the download of the new program is complete." Zim tells GIR who was staring at him while wiggling his tongue which Zim sighs. "Pretend it's a taco!" Zim says which GIR salutes and says. "Yes sir!" He then stares at the data beam. "If there are any changes in the data..." Zim then sighs and says "taco beam, just let me know." Zim then heads to the core and starts getting things ready for core transplant. GIR then starts playing with a rubber moose which he continues to squeeze it until he dropped it under the data beam. "Alright, GIR! I'm about to install the new brain!" Zim yells as GIR was trying to get his toy back but Zim places the core and the beams start to turn on and it hits GIR and electricity starts to shoot out which Zim screams in panic. He then jumps to safety as the core overloads and GIR was just standing there as Zim walks over to him. "GIR! What did you do? Sleeping!?! All you had to do was just... GIR?" Zim then pokes him as the body of GIR falls down. "Broken. Can you hear me? Oh, I'll have to go upstairs and get another brain for the house and then I'll fix you." Zim says as he picks up GIRs' body and heads to the elevator. "Elevator, take me to the storage level." Zim says as the elevator made some noise. "Elevator, I said-" Zim was then I interrupted by GIR. "Saaaay pleeeease!" "GIR, quit messing around. We have to get the house's computer back online before-" "Where's my moose?" GIR asks which Zim then realize the situation. "Wait a minute, you're in the house's computer?" Zim asks which GIR responds "Uh huh." "You're the new brain?" "I guess so." "GIR! Get out of there right now and back into your own body!" Zim yells as he throws GIRs' body on the floor. "Okay, sheesh, lemme see, hmmm..." GIR then proceeds to try to get back to his body but it doesn't seem to work. "I can't." He says "Hmmm. The data conduit is damaged. You're trapped in there until we can repair it." Zim says as GIR lowers a robot arm and grabs his moose toy and proceeds to squeeze it. "GIR! We need to concentrate here! As we speak our defenses-" Zim tries to say but GIR interrupts him saying. "Boring!" He drops the toy and he then grabs Zim and starts to squeeze him causing him to be in pain. "GIR, what are you doing!?! Put me down, GIR! Wah, stop! Oh, ow, my organ!" Zim says as he gets out of GIR's grasp and gets in the elevator which it shuts and GIR is singing while Zim was trying to catch his breath. "Now take me to the equipment room, GIR! Equipment room! Now, GIR!" "Do a little dance!" "No, GIR! No dance! Just obey me!" "Daaance!" GIR says as he starts singing again which Zim was trying to tell him no but GIR was not listening and out of options Zim starts to dance and sing along which GIR starts the life to go up.... Fast. Zim was screaming as he was launched out of the toilet and slams to the roof and he falls back down to the floor. "GIR, you sent the elevator up too far! I'm up in the house, I needed to go to the eqipment room!" Zim yells but GIR was not listening and was messing with all the stuff in the house. "GIR! I am ordering you to take me to the equipment room!" "Aw, don't be sad, master. I know what'll make you feel better." "It would make me feel better to have this house back to normal! And to have you listen to me for once!" "Uh huh... But how about some of this?" GIR then starts playing many cartoons on many tv screens. "He's got to run himself out eventually. I'll just wait. I can out last him."
One annoying month later
Outside of Zim's House Star and Marco were walking to the door. "Are you sure he's up to something?" Marco asks her. "Of course! He hasn't been up to anything for a month! He's has to be planning something big!" She Said "He hasn't looked like he is up to anything when we see him at school." He Said "Yes, but he always has their twitch in his eye and I saw him slam his head on his locker whenever he leaves back home and I haven't seen GIR in a month and I am worried that he might've been used for parts for something diabolical!" Star tells him. "So we are here to stop him from whatever he is doing?" "Correct!" She Said as she slams the door open only to see Zim seating on the couch with everything going crazy. "This is not what I was expecting?" Stars says as she and Marco were then pushed inside by the welcome mat. "Hurry! More people to play!" GIR yells in excitement. "GIR?!?" Marco says in surprise. "What's going on!" Star yells. "GIR's mind was accidentally transplanted into the main computers brain." Zim tells them as he gets up. "How long has this been going on?" Marco asks him. "A month." Zim answer's and adds. "And let me down bellow so that I can make everything normal again!" A screen comes down to a taco commercial. "Must get tacos!" GIR says as the house starts to shake. "What's going on?" Star asks "I don't know!" Zim yells as GIR says "Taaaacooos!" Zim, Star, And Marco walk to the window to see large tentacles burst from the lawn and the house starts to rise as they back away from the window slowly to avoid being thrown out of the house. The house then starts to move which the scream and fall down and Starwas crawling back to the window to see what is going on. "We're moving!" She yells "Tacos!" GIR yells "GIR, you have to go back! The base is exposed! You'll blow our cover! Turn back while we're still unnoticed!" Zim yells "How is this not already expose! You have mechanical tentacles on the neighboring houses and I believe some people know that you are a Alien!" Marco yells as he was holding on to the couch to not be thrown to a wall. "Only a few! And some of them still haven't noticed and you two are the only ones that even know about me!" Zim yells. GIR have been running for a while and everyone was trying to hang on for dear life. "I don't think you understand how serious this is! Tacos are not worth ruining the mission. I am your master, and you will obey me! Obey me!" Zim yells as he gets down to his knees "Pleeease?" He begs whixh GIR then stops. "Did that work?" Star asks "Maybe you're right. Maybe I'll get a giant burrito too." "Or not." Marco says as GIR resumes his running to the taco restaurant. "BUUUURRRRIIIITTOOO!" GIR yells as he finally reached the restaurant and parks to the pick up and drop off part of the restaurant. "Welcome How may I take your order?" A man asks as Zim was trying to tell GIR to head back but GIR was ordering food and was directed to the other window to pick up the food. "Here you go, sir." He Said as Zim grabs the bag and throws money at him saying "Shut your noise tube, taco human!" Which the employee doesn't react. "That was rude." Star Said "I don't care! GIR." Zim says "Yes master?" "GIR, I have your tacos!" Zim says as GIR tries to get it as the employee places a drink on the ledge of the window. "No, GIR." Zim says "But I neeeeed tacos! I need them or I will explode! That happens to me sometimes!" "What!?!" Marco yells "That happens often!" Star adds in surprise about GIR exploding at times. "I will give you tacos! Oh, such tacos will I give! But you have to take us back to the base! They're only getting colder, GIR!" Zim tells him as GIR starts to squee and the house goes to extreme speeds back to where it is supposed to be. They had arrived at their destination which GIR places the house down and GIR use a mechanical arm to grab the bag to get out a taco and tries to eat it. "Finally. We're not moving at crazy speeds." Marco says as he leans on the wall trying not to get sick from how fast they were going. "Yeah. I think I need to sit down." Star says as she sits on the chair. "Wimps!" Zim says as he was fine from the speeds. "Where's my mouth!?!" GIR yells in frustration. "Are you going to cooperate, GIR? It's time we fixed all of this mess and got you back to normal!" Zim tells GIR. "Okey dokey." He says as he hands Zim the taco. "I think we shall be off to lay down from this excitement." Star Said as she and Marco got up slowly and heads to the door. "You do that and I'll be sure to destroy someday!" He says as Star and Marco leaves. "Now, take me to the equipment room!" Zim adds he gets on the elevator to fix everything.
Time skip
"There were a few problems, some glitches here and there, but despite these minor mishaps, everything is normal again." Zim tells his leaders as GIR was eating his taco. "possible, things are even more normal now than they ever were." He says "Is that all?" Tallest Red asks "Yep! And no one saw a thing." He says, which people outside were fixing everything that GIR had trampled and wreaked from his taco mission.

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