Invader Zim vs Star Butterfly

Piggy's of time

Zim POV:
I was in the attempt of building the machine that will help me defeat Star and she will pay for putting some sort of magic on me which made me blush and so I have developed the greatest machine ever. "GIR! The space time object replacement device is ready!" I Said as I pressed some buttons and I see that Minimoose was at the top of the machine were his power was helping the machine be able to work. I then typed in the name Star butterfly and the screen turns on to a yard where some knights are at and a practice dummy was in the middle where some knights were practicing and I then a see a young Star on a mini unicorn and she had a toy sword. "Alright Star, this is simple. You will charge at the dummy and strike it with your sword and make sure to not anger your unicorn or else it will throw you off! Got it?" A knight asked her "Yes, Sir!" She Said as she charges at the dummy. "There. Star in the past. So unknowing, so unprepared. Back before she was ever a threat to our mission, GIR!" I yelled out as I walked to a control panel. I then pulled a lever and the bottom of the devise detaches and it hovers down to reveal a huge hunter destroyer machine ready to do its job. "Ooooooooooooooh!" GIR Said in awe. "A hunter destroyer ma-" "What is it!?!" "A hunter destroy-" "What is it!?!" "A hunter destroyer machine, programmed to target the Mewni girl in the past, to insure that she will not be a problem to us in the present." I explained to him in annoyance. I then went back to the control panel to get ready for my plan to be engaged. "Wait, if you destroyed Star in the past, then she won't ever be your enemy, then you won't have to send a robot back to destroy her, and then she will be your enemy so you will have to send a robot back-" GIR heads then explodes and his body falls down until a new one and he is back to normal and resumes playing with his piggy toy and I activated the robot which it slowly approaches the portal. "Now, to unleash screaming temporal doom!" I yelled as the machine goes in and it then it is tossed out. "Object not compatible with temporal field!" The computer Said as I groaned in frustration. "Not compatible!?! Is this thing just completely useless!?! Not compatible!" I yelled in anger as I grabbed the rubber piggy and I tossed it in anger which I saw it bounces off the robot and into the portal. "Object accepted, temporal displacement in process!" The computer Said which surprises me. "Huh?" I Said as I looked at the screen and I saw that it changed the past where I saw Star's mini unicorn is replaced with the rubber piggy as it was still in motion and she was starts to tumble on the grass and crashed into a tree which a branch falls off.
No POV:
Diaz living room
Marco was watching TV when Star comes in with a bowl of cereal and places the bowl on the table. "What's on TV?" She asked him. "Nothing really just waiting for something interesting to turn on." He Said as a bright flash appears for a split second and Star had several bumps on her head, was weaker, and one of her teeth fall off. "Did you feel like something just happened?" She Said which her voice was now changed. "And did my voice sound like this?" She adds "As long as I knew you." He said "And did I always had a wooden hand?" She Said as she lifts up her right arm to show a wooden hand in place of her original hand. "It happened during a unicorn joust training and you hit a tree when you were three, you told me the story when I met you." Marco tells her as she sits down. "Huh, I guess I just forgot." She Said as she watches tv.
Zim's lab
"Fascinating! Not the same as the hunter destroyer plan, but I might be able to rid myself of Star after all!" He as GIR was in tears. "Whyyy!?!" He yells as he starts to pound on the ground yelling. "Why my piggy!?! I love-ed you, piggy! I love-ed you!" Zim then changes the time date and it shows a few years older Star with a floating horse head on a cloud with music pounding. "You sure you can handle this B-fly?" Pony head asked her. "Of course I can, this is a simple jump to that cloud and it isn't that far, I'll be fine." Star Said as she was getting ready to jump. "Alright, and if you don't ,you will be hitting the ground." Pony head said. "GIR! Another pig!" Zim Said as he heads to the control panel as GIR walks with another piggy and was crying and holds the pig to Zim. "Alright! Here I go!" She Said as she runs and she jumps off the cloud and suddenly a piggy came out of nowhere and hits her in the face which she falls to the ground. "B-fly!" Pony Head yells as she floats down to get her.
Star's tower
Star and Marco were in the tower where Marco was finishing up his homework and Star was reading a magazine on the bed when a flash happens and Star was now weaker, hair was disheveled and had more teeth missing and had a wooden backpack with magical crystals on the Which were attached to her back. "Did a... flash of light appeared..." Star Said a her voice was weaker and was talking slowly like she was catching her breath. "When did I had this backpack and tubes?" She asked "You had those when you tried to jump off a cloud at the bounce lounge when you were six and a rubber piggy hit and you crashed to the floor and you were lucky that you weren't impaled by the spikes on the ground and only had some light bruises." Marco tells her "Really? Did I try many crazy stunts that backfired?" She asked him. "Not all the time. You couldn't really do a lot of activities due to your injuries." He Said "How come... I have these crazy nightmares about a rubber piggy?" She asked in confusion.
Zim's lab
In his lab a mini unicorn and a spike was on the ground and Zim was inspecting the empty canisters. "Hmmm... hmmmm.... More piggies, GIR! I demand more piggies!" Zim demands as GIR runs up and hands Zim a piggy. Zim then stares at GIR suspiciously and held his hand out. GIR's antennae retracts and millions of piggy's pop out and GIR shamefully giggles. "No! These are for science!" Zim Said as he holds a piggy. "Science!" He adds as GIR's eyes were watering up ready to cry. "Okaaay." Zim says as GIR smiles and dives into the pile of piggies. "Now." Zim says as he walks to the machine. "Back to my filthy evil I guess." He Said as the monitor changes to Star Who was chasing a monster on top of a huge tree. "You won't get away from me that easy!" She yells as she pulls out a magazine ready to use it when a flash appears and the magazine was replaced with a piggy which surprises her which she looses her grip and falls off the tree and into the ground.
Present day
Outside the Diaz house
Star was walking out of the house to rest on the bench that was placed outside and she then see's GIR walk out of Zim's house without a disguise and was playing with his rubber piggy as a bright flash appeared and Star had many veins and veiny eyes and was even more weaker. Star stares at the piggy when it then dawns on her of what is happening which she gets of the bench and heads to Zim's house when GIR sees her and he retreats back inside.
Zim's lab
Zim was working on the machine when he hears Star yelling and pounding on the door. "Zim! Zim! I know you're behind the piggies, Zim! I don't know how, but I know that it's you! Rubber piggies have ruined my life, and its all been of you!" She yells as Zim laughs "So close to victory!" He says as the screen shows Star in a medic room of the castle and some doctor's were trying to revive her with one of them was fixing to use charge pads when they were replaced with two piggies. With all these the screens turned off and there was no noise from outside and Zim was staring until "VICTORY!" He yells as Minimoose floats off the machine and squeaks as it uses telepathy to play some victory music. "I did it! Earth is open for me to conquer it without anyone to stop me!!" He yells a drink comes down and he takes a sip from it. "Come Minimoose! We are going out to celebrate! Let's get GIR and head out." He Said as he and Minimoose got on the elevator and it rises to the top. "It's good to be me." He says as he reaches to the top but suddenly the house starts to shake and he drops his drink. "What's going on!?!" He yells in confusion when he hears. "You will pay for ruining my childhood, Zim! You... will... pay!" "That last piggy should have reduced her to nothing! What happened!?! Where did history go wrong!?!" He says he goes back down with Minimoose and Star burst in the house with a magical wooden suit which is also covered in metal and the gnomes were firing at her but it was proving to be unaffected. Zim was in his lab and stares at the screen dumbstruck of what Star was in. "My whole life has been a miserable pig-filled ordeal because of you!" She yells as she punches a picture of Zim in his disguise. "You can hide, Zim, but you can't... hide!" Zim was tossing many rubber piggies into the portal trying to stop this. "There must be some way of stopping her! Some point in time where she's still vulnerable to the piggy!" He yells in panic as he continues to throw piggies into the portal but all it is doing is adding things to Star's exoskeleton body. "Prepare for payback!" She yells as she fires magic from her huge wand that her hand was holding which GIR panics And enters the toilet and into the lab and lands next to Zim while holding the last piggie. "Only one left! Noooooo!" Zim yells "Yay, we're doomed!" GIR adds as the upper layer starts to shake. "Wait! There may be one last chance!l he says as he presses many buttons from the control panel. "I have to warn myself in the past to never use this time machine!" He says as the screen shows past him fixing to use the machine. Zim quickly writes something on the piggy as Star burst from the ceiling. "And now, Zim! This is for tampering with the past! This is for the pigs!" Star says as she swings her fist at Zim while he tosses the piggy to the portal and a flash appears leaving Star back to normal at the front yard of Zim's house. "You will pay!!.... Wait! I'm back to normal! Yes! I'm back to my normal self!" She cheers in happiness as two gnomes turn to her which notice them as they grabbed her and they toss her off of the lawn and back to the Diaz's lawn. "Ow." She says as back in Zim's lab. "It's like none of it ever happened! Where did the last piggy go?" GIR asks as Zim hold up his brain which shows that the piggy was in his head. Minimoose floats off the machine and uses its power to replace the brain with the piggy and Zim was back to normal. "Thanks Minimoose! I'm glad that I made you." He Said "So... now what?" GIR asks him. "Now! We will come up with another idea and hopefully it won't backfire like this one did." He Said as Zim starts with coming up with his new diabolical plan to beat Star and conquer the Earth.