Spider-Man Oneshots

Santa Claus Is Evil

"Merry Christmas" Steve said wearing a red elf hat.

"There's nothing merry about Christmas!!" Peter yelled. Peter hates Christmas. It scares him. Who would want a man that fell from your chimney and ate your cookies in your house while you slept? Not him.

"Peter, we've been threw this already. Just open your presents" Tony sighed and sat on the couch with his coffee in hand.

"Fine" Peter scooted closer to the festive tree and rummaged around for presents. He found a box with his name on it and opened it. There was a new Spider-Man suit that was more leathery. He already knew it was Tony's gift to him.

"Look what Santa of Claus brought me!!" Thor yelled. Thor had a keg of beer in his lap that appeared out of nowhere.

"Get that away from Peter!" Tony yelled.

"But-" Thor tried to say, but got cut off by a made Tony.

"No buts!" Tony said.

"And no coconuts!!" Clint yelled. Clint instantly got slapped by Natasha.