"So, um.. Who are these people?" Watashi ask.
'Rinzi is introducing me to her friends' friends, and.... wow.
Hahaha what a fucking shitshow.
"M1KU, TH1S 1S SON1K4 4ND TON1O."
"Oh. Hi, minna-san!"
"Haaaaai Mikuuuu! Gr8 2 C U again!" Sonika yells. "Did U chex r MySpace page? Toni and me uploaded a new song last nite & its pppp gud!!!!"
Ohmyfuckingkamisamaplshelp.
"Uhm. Gomennasai! Watashi forgot to check it out. Gomenne, Sonika-san!" Watashi exclaim. "Oh, and konbanwa, Tonio-san! Kimi know, its kind of funny, watashi feel like watashi've met kimi before."
"That is a rather queer feeling that you have. I pray that this is merely ephemeral, as it would be a shame to have forgotten a previous meeting."
The helll? Where'd his stereotypical gay lisp and excessive use of "giiiiiirl" go? It was tacky as fuck and stupid, but I miss it. I don't like this walking thesaurus :(
"...uh yeah anywayz, Sonika-san, Tonio-san. What do you guys do music wise?" Watashi ask.
"Welll itz a music genre called folk punk!"
"What's that?" Watashi ask. That.... is not scene. "Watashi would've expected kimi to do, like. Edgy stuff. Like Attack Attack! Or the Medic Droid or smth."
"Welll i do a bit of th@ electronicy stuff on the side. But folk punk iz wher itz @!" Sonika-san exclaims.
"It is not dissimilar to stereotypical punk music, as it retains general 'punk' motifs and messages throughout the course of a song; however, folk punk is genre that deals heavily with instruments that are most commonly used in folk music, such as--however is not limited to--guitars, banjos, harmonicas, violins,..."
Oh my kamisama this guy talks sooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking much.
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"So, um, Terinzi-chan, what was all of that for? Kimi seemed pretty dang aggravated."
"W4TCH YOUR FUCK1NG L4NGU4G3, M1KU." Terinzi-chan jokes jokingly. "1 W4S GONN4 1NTRODUC3 YOU TO M41K4 4ND YOH1OLO1D; H1OS MY COUS1N, M41K4S H1S G1RLFR13ND. BUT 1 H4V3 NO 1D34 WH3R3 TH3YR3 4T. TH3YRE PR3TTY COOL THOUGH. YOU M1GHT L1K3 TH3M."
"Well, if theyre anything better than Sonika-san and Tonio-san... probably, wwwww."
"Y34H. OH, 4ND 1 K1ND OF H4T3 TON1O, BY TH3 W4Y. L1KE, H3S 4NNOY1NG 4S H3LL. 1F H3 ST4RTS M4K1NG H1S L3NGTHY-4SS 3XPL4N4T1ONS 4NY LONG3R, H3LL PROB4BLY ST4RT SHOV1NG 69S 1N TH3R3."
"What?"
"....OH Y34H, YOU WOULDNT G3T TH4T. SORRY. 4LL YOU N33D TO KNOW 1S TH4T 4S MUCH 4S SON1K4 P1SS3S M3 OFF, TON1O JUST 4NNOYS TH3 3V3R-LOV1NG FUCK OUT OF M3."
"Oh hahaha ok." Probably more of her weird internet bullshit. It's still pretty damn annoying, gonna be honest. Whatever. It's ~~quirky~~ and all x3ccccc
But kamisama, at least it's less annoying than the Fukase here in Amerika. God he's so fucking weird. Stupid clown fuckers.
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FanfictionThe year is 2009. Hatsune Miku, freshly tossed out of the frying pan of saving the world, is a high school student that's just looking to relax. However, her world gets turned upside down as she's forced to move by her parents! Find out what happens...
