The year is 2009.
Hatsune Miku, freshly tossed out of the frying pan of saving the world, is a high school student that's just looking to relax. However, her world gets turned upside down as she's forced to move by her parents! Find out what happens...
"YOU DONT KNOW WH4T H4LLOW33N 1S?" Terinzi-chan gasps. "TH4TS BL4SPH3MOUS!"
"Well watashim sure watashid like to know?" Watashi state
"OK4Y SO H4LLOW33N 1S 4 HOL1D4Y WH3R3 YOU DR3SS UP 4S SOM3ON3 OR SOM3TH1NG 4ND YOU GO 4ROUND 4ND G3T C4NDY, WH1CH 1S C4LL3D TR1CK-OR-TR34T1NG," Terinzi-chan explains. "1TS FUCK1NG 4W3SOM3 4ND S1NC3 YOUR3 JUST NOW L34RN1NG 4BOUT 1T YOUR3 GO1NG TR1CK-OR-TR34T1NG W1TH M3."
"あれ sounds fun!" Watashi exclaim. "Watahsi will totally go with kimi!"
*** Watashi and Rinzi-chan head to the local Halloween store. Apparently the local "child rat casino" had been shut down due to "health concerns" and therefore was transformed into a temporary Halloween costume store.
":0 kore is very spooky!!" Watashi gasp, but when watashitachi walk by the animatronic decorations they do absolutely nothing.
"Aw :(" watashi say. No spooks for me. "Anyways nani will kimi be for halloween desu ka?"
"1M B31NG TH3 4C3 4TTORN3Y H1MS3LF," Rinzi-chan proclaims proudly. "1 W4S GONN4 B3 TH1S UH, OTH3R CH4R4CT3R 1 L1K3, BUT MY MOM COMPL41N3D 4ND S41D TH4T 1 DR3SS L1K3 H3R 3V3RY D4Y SO 1 SHOULD JUST B3 SOM3ON3 3LS3."
"Oh well thats still sugoi " watashi state. "Nani do kimi think watashi should be?"
"L3TS S33 WH4T TH3Y H4V3."
Watashitachi stroll through the aisles. The costume selection is....interesting to say the least. Watashitachi pass by several thin, flimsy Naruto costumes. And oh, there's thin flimsy Goku! And a spiky wig that looks more like cardboard glued to a headband! And oh boy, a costume of a sexy box of crayons!
"HOW 4BOUT TH1S ON3?" .
Watashi look over to see what Rinzi-chan is holding up.
Its. ....perfect!!!!!
"Ohmykamisama kore is perfect!!" Watashi exclaim.
"TH1NK SO?"
"Absolutely!!!!! :DDDDD" Watashi exclaim^2.
"YOUR3 4LMOST S3T FOR H4LLOW33N TH3N, BUT F1RST W3 N33D TO G3T YOU 4 BUCK3T."
"........wait is that a joke, or?"? wtashu quetuons
"THOS3 JOK3S 4R3NT FUNNY SO NO." She says. "BUCK3TS 4R3 FOR HOLD1NG SUBST4NC3S SUCH 4S C4NDY. NOT SP1TT1NG 1N 4T R3ST4UR4NTS."
Watashi.....am sure watashi don't want to see the horrors that Terinzi-chan has.
"Will kore do?" Watashi ask, holding up a plastic bucket that resembles a pumpkin. It looks.....weird. Misshapen, maybe.
"TH4TS P3RF3CT," Terinzi-chan says. "W3R3 GOOD TO GO, TH3N. L3TS GO P4Y FOR TH1S SH1T."
*****
It's dusk by the jikan that Terinzi-chan and watashi leave the house to go trick-or-treating. Most of the time between when watashitachi got back to watashi's dorm and now was spent getting ready. As it turns out, wrinkly thin stretchy costumes can be very hard to put on (the gloves didnt even fit watashi). And then there's the additional challenge of making it look good.........
Watashitachi are traversing a subdivision near the gakkou, although the journey seems to be nearly complete. As we walk around, watashi see a bunch of weird costumes. Somewhat surprisingly, even Lenjamin is trick-or-treating. He's wearing a banana costume.
Watashi am actually kind of familiar with the concept of Halloween due to movies, but watashi feel like it was overdone in movies. Oh well. No evil witches coming to kill everyone tonight watashi guess.
"Nani is that person dressed as?" Watashi ask. Terinzi-chan has become watashi's Halloween Tour Guide Person.
