"Oyasuminasai, Nemu-chan!"
Fucking Kami-sama, watashi miss watashi's anti-weeb meds.
"goodnight, miku!"
Watashi go abd lay down in my KAWAII bed. It takes like an hour to tell my plushes goodnight but watashi do it anyway.
"Sleepy time." Watashi mutter after an hour and a half of yelling oyasuminasai at every goddamn object in my room.
.........wtashis been asleep for a While
When suddenly. Watashi's phone buzzes!
Watashi take her phone out. There's a text from my kind-of-sort-of pal, Terinzi. She made watashi install this stupid fucking chat client on my computer and watashi dont know how to get rid of it, but she only accepts messages through it. No normal phone texts. Ever. It apparently breaks her focus on her long, drawn out roleplaying scenario that is really just a thing because she's kinning with a fictional alien and can't handle that she isn't one.
"hey wait why the hell is terinzi texting me" i mumble.
Oh nevermind its just telling me to go check my computer. Ugh. Fucking nerd.
Hey look at that watashi managed to-- oh fuckdammit.
grimGatekeeper [GG] began pestering hatsunemiku039 [HM]
HM: its like 3 am what do you want
GG: H3Y WH4T!! YOU C4NT JUST L34V3 YOUR H4NDL3 L1K3 TH4T!!
GG: TH4TS BOR1NG AS H3LL, M1KU.
HM: can we just get to the point already
HM: sorry im really tired right now terinzi
GG: >:/
HM: do i have to change it right now
GG: >:/
HM: oh my god
HM: its literally three in the morning i am not putting up with this bullshit right now
GG: >:[
HM: look i'll change it before i leave tomorrow
HM: not right now
HM: just what do you want
GG: UGH YOUR3 1MPOSS1BL3
GG: 3V3RYON3 KNOWS TH4T 1F YOUR3 GONN4 ROL3PL4Y, YOU GOTT4 B3 4V41L4BL3 4T 4NY HOUR OF TH3 D4Y.
HM: I'M impossible??? oh you little!!!
GG: LOOK 4NYW4Y L3NJ4M1N 1S B31NG 4N 4SSHOL3.
GG: H3 TH1NKS TH3 L1N3 1S "P4RTY ROCK 1S 1N TH3 HOUS3 TON1GHT". 1 KNOW, FOR 4 F4CT, 1T 1S "P4RTY ROCK3RS 1N TH3 HOUS3 TON1GHT"
GG: T3LL M3 1M R1GHT, M1KU.
HM: yep yeah sure it's definitely what you said, rinzi
HM: goodnightynighttnfjfjzzzzzzzzzz
GG: H4H4H4! TOLD YOU SO, L3NJ4M1N!
GG: W41T M1KU? 4R3 YOU OK4Y?
GG: M1KU?
GG: H3Y M1KU
GG: >:[
HM: gggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhll
GG: hey, miku, i don't like breaking character. but are you alright? do i need to come over? are you, like, dead or something?
GG: OH GOD WHAT IF THIS IS LIKE SOME JACK NOIR SHIT IN REAL LIFE. OH GOD.
GG: FUCK.
HM: fggggggghhhhwho the fuck is jack noir
HM: i dont really care right now actually sorry
HM: just fell asleep on my keyboard
HM: its not very comfy
HM: just plastic keys digging into your skin
HM: sorry i made you worry and break character
HM: ill change my handle next time i wake up
HM: you can ramble my ear off about that guy too btw
HM: goodnight
GG: >:[
hatsunemiku039 [HM] ceased pestering grimGatekeeper [GG]
GG: GOODN1GHT M1KU >:]
******
Watashi feel obligated to change watashi's chat handle. Watashi did tell Terinzi that watashi would, after all.
But what do watashi change it to?
Hmmmm.
Watashi Google some stuff on Google. Watashi have absolutely no fucking idea what Terinzi wants this username to be like. Watashi also don't really know why she found this chat thingy or what its from, but hey, whatever.
Eventually watashi just give up and find a username generator online. Whatever the thing spits out seems to be pretty decent, so it'll work. And watashi'm craving sweets anyway, so...
tricksterConfectioner [TC] began pestering grimGatekeeper [GG]
TC: hey i changed it!
TC: what do you think?
GG: TH4T SOUNDS...
GG: K1ND OF DUMB, M1KU.
TC: D:
GG: BUT 4LSO PR3TTY CUT3. 1LL G1V3 YOU TH4T.
TC: :D
GG: 4NYW4YS W3 N33D TO HURRY UP 4ND G3T OUR 4SS3S TO CL4SS.
TC: you're right
TC: on my way right now
TC: see ya soon
tricksterConfectioner [TC] ceased pestering grimGatekeeper [GG]
****
Watashi walk into class. Super fucking tired right now, gonna be honest. Terinzi's little chatting-at-3-AM stunt made watashi really tired.
"Konnichiwa, Terinzi-chan!" Watashi exclaim, plopping down into the seat behind her.
"MORN1NG, M1KU," she states. "SORRY 4BOUT L4ST N1GHT. 1 F3LT PR3TTY B4D 4FT3RW4RD. TH4NKS FOR CH4NG1NG YOUR CH4T H4NDL3, THOUGH. 1TS MUCH MOR3 R3SP3CT4BL3 NOW."
"Oh no it's ok! Watashi downed some coffee this morning." Watashi shrug. "So whaddaya wanna talk about?"
"UHH. NOTH1NG, R34LLY. 1 DONT KNOW."
"Well hey what was the argument you and Lenjamin had? What was that about?"
"THIS BITCH," a voice yells, "THINKS IT'S 'PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT'. IT'S *NOT*."
Watashi turn around. There's a boy with hair that looks a lot like Len. Sadboi Len... Fuck, that must be Lenjamin.
He looks like an asshole.
Oh no.
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FanfictionThe year is 2009. Hatsune Miku, freshly tossed out of the frying pan of saving the world, is a high school student that's just looking to relax. However, her world gets turned upside down as she's forced to move by her parents! Find out what happens...
