Rich: Weeeeeeeeeellll!
Jeremy: Don't say it Rich!
Rich: ... Weeeeeeeeeellll!
Jeremy: I mean it!
Rich: Alright, alright.
Jeremy: I'm getting sick of him calling my mom a-
Rich: Weeeeeeeeeellll!
Jere's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Jeremy: SHUT UP RICH!
Rich: On Monday she's a bitch,
On Tuesday she's a bitch,
On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday, just to be different,
She's a super King Kamehameha bitch!
Come on! You all know the words!
Michael/Chloe/Brooke/Christine/Jenna/Jake: Have you ever met my friend Jeremy's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair!
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
Rich: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch!
Michael/Chloe/Brooke/Christine/Jenna/Jake: Whoa!
Rich: Jeremy's mom's a bitch
And she's such a dirty bitch!
Michael/Chloe/Brooke/Christine/Jenna/Jake: YEAH!
Rich: Talk to kids around the world, it might go a little bit something like this!
(Chinese)
凱爾的媽媽是婊子一個婊子
Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,
(French)
Elle est la plus grande chienne dans le monde entier!
(Dutch)
Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was!
(Swahili)
Yeye ni Bitch yote ya wavulana na wasichana!
Rich/Michael/Chloe/Brooke/Christine/Jenna/Jake: Have you ever met my friend Jeremy's mom?
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair.
She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
*Mrs. Heere appears behind Rich, looking pissed*
Rich: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!
She's a stupid b--ch!
Michael: Rich?
Rich: Jeremy's mom's a bitch!
And she's such a dirty bitch!
I really mean it!
His mom!... She's a big fat f*cking biiiiiitch!
Big ole fat f*uking bitch, Jeremy's mooooooom!
Yeah! Chaaaa! *Jazz hands!*
Jake: ... Dude.
Rich: ... What? *He turns around and sees Mrs. Heere looking very pissed* ... Oh f*ck.
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BMC and DEH Oneshots: South Park
DiversosJust the characters from Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen in place of the South Park characters
