Connor: We've got to tell them who did this, you guys, or we're gonna get it as bad as Goranski!
Michael: That is nothing compared to what my mom and mama will do to me, if they find out that I've been lying for five years!
Connor: Maybe you didn't hear so well in there, Michael! Second-degree titty-twister! Those are evil! Trust me, I've given them.
Evan: Oh, why did we lie?! Trent's coming for us! It's all over! We're dead!
Jeremy: Guys! Calm down! There's a way around this.
Michael: Yeah. Yeah! We don't have to tell our parents, we just need to go out, and get some protection!
Jared: How the hell are condoms gonna help us?! The doctors in the recovery room look at him Sorry, heh. Never mind, hehe. They turn their attention back to Rich
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BMC and DEH Oneshots: South Park
RandomJust the characters from Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen in place of the South Park characters
