Jared looks around at all the emo kids at school. He turns to Evan
Jared: Look at them... They're everywhere!
Evan: Who?
Jared: THEM! The school shooters. They're all around us! Points to Connor There's one now!
Connor: Not amused Suck it, Kleinman.
Jared sighs, and walks through the halls of the school, being careful to avoid the Emos
Jared: What has happened to this place? I don't recognize it anymore.
It used to be so okay and decent.
What is life worth living for?
The dream is dead, our land is gone; There's a hole in my heart and I can't go oooooon... There are too many emos (Emos) At my High school! (my high school).
This was our school, our place (our place), and they've taken it all away.
They just keep coming and coming! (Emos)
I tried to go and tell the teachers, but the teachers
Are listening to My Chemical Romance. At my high school.
There's no place for me to by happy anymore. And the lunch lines just keep getting angsty. There are too many people wearing black
They keep saying we're all gonna die.
They've taken up the library and computer lab. And the guidance counselors are always busy. Making sure these Emo kids don't do something they'll regret. (Come on!)
There are too many emos! (Too many)
At my high school! (Somebody do something)
Where did they all come from?!
Why can't they leave the happy kids alone? And it's such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying) Now I sound emo! (Emo)
We've got to change our priorities!
And get all these emos!
Out of my high school! (Emos) JD and Lydia Deetz, (Keith Kogane), I think I even saw Connor Murphy. (Not him)
God I'm asking please, get all of these emos
Out of my high school!... (My high school)
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BMC and DEH Oneshots: South Park
RandomJust the characters from Be More Chill and Dear Evan Hansen in place of the South Park characters
