Mushroom High School 2

2 truths 1 lie

Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, Wario, Yoshi, Djhon, Daisy and Rosalina were all recording another video. This time it is two truths and one lie.

"What's up it's Djhon and today, well some of us are gonna get exposed here. We are playing the game of 2 truths and 1 lie. It will be interesting to see what these lot have done on their lives. Before we get started we have a guest on here. Wario, Waluigi's brother. He will feature in a few of our videos to say the least. So, we have a random picker. I've put everyone's names on it. Who ever guesses the lie gets a point. The person with the least points does a forfeit." Djhon gets out his randomiser. It picks him first.

"Well, would you look at that. It's me!" he said. Everyone laughed.

"Alright Djhon," Rosalina said. "Say your 3 points,"

"I've accidentally swallowed a goldfish, I've slapped a wig out of a woman's head, I've kissed a dolphin." Djhon said.

"What?" Mario was shocked. "The fact that you have done TWO of them is mad."

"Nah, surely not. No way did you accidentally swallow a goldfish," Wario said.

"Or slapped a wig out of someone," Daisy.

"Pick," Djhon said.

Daisy picked the wig one. So did Mario. Yoshi, Wario, Waluigi and Rosalina kicked the wig one. Luigi didn't seem to believe that he kissed a dolphin.

"Daisy and Mario get a point." Djhon said.

"YOUVE SWALLOWED A GOLDFISH?" Yoshi asked.

"When I was five, my cousin put one in a cup of water. I gulped it having no idea that there was a baby goldfish inside it." Djhon said. He did the randomiser again. He drew out Wario.

"Alright," Wario said. "I've had sex, gone to the pub, slapped my mum in the face,"

"Oh I definately know which one of them the lie is." Waluigi said.

"I'm picking slap mum in the face," Djhon said. "I wouldn't be surprised if you've had sex before,"  

"That's so true," Rosalina said.

"Go on pick," Wario smirked.

Daisy picked the sex one. Waluigi didn't pick one so that they could keep guessing. Mario, Yoshi, Djhon, Daisy and Rosalina picked the pub one.

"Well, everyone but Daisy get a point. I've never been to a pub,"

"So you're not a virgin?" Mario said.

"Nope," Wario said. "Nor is someone else who may be in this room and I'm not baiting out who it is. All I'm saying is I caught someone having sex with his girl after a soccer game."

"Alright, onto the next one," Djhon said. He draws. "Daisy, you're turn,"

"Ok," Daisy said. "I've accidentally eaten 10000 calories in 1 day before. I've licked ketchup of the floor. I've kissed a gorilla on the lips at the age of 7."

"Damn, two of them are true." Mario said.

"10000 calories is a lot. But then you eat the most food here in this room," Djhon said.

"The most I've eaten in a day is 5600 calories." Rosalina said.

"What? That's more than me, we should do a 10000 calorie challange," Wario said.

"Good idea, except I'll probably go higher," Daisy said. "Guys pick. I think it's obvious which one isn't false by now,"

Djhon, Mario and Yoshi picked licked ketchup on the floor. The rest picked kissing gorilla on the lips.