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Christmas Time, C'mon Grab Your Friends

"You're not subtle at all, you know that?"

"Whaddya meeeeeeaaaaan?"

New Zealand raised an eyebrow at the mistletoe on a stick that Japan was waving around like an American flag on the fourth of July. She kept looking over the Oceanic country's shoulder with an innocent smile, leading to New Zealand to only be more suspicious.

"Sneak 100," America whispered right next to New Zealand's ear once he believed he had successfully snuck up on her to scare her.

Kiwi just rolled her eyes.

"I told you it wouldn't work!" Morning chuckled, placing her hand on her hip. "That girl has eyes in the back of her head."

"Are you seriously doing this? Again?" Kiwi asked them incredulously. "Yous do this every year, don't you think it gets old after a while?"

"We still need to get you and Belarus to kiss!!" Japan pouted, her ears pinning to her head.

Kiwi narrowed her eyes at the two, "Not gonna happen. God, it's bad enough Mystery makes us do that shit."

"Awww, c'mon kiwi!" America cooed, wrapping his arm around New Zealands shoulders. "You know you like it~"

"I know nothing of the sort."

"Yeah, yeah, you ain't foolin' no one, sister."

"Get your arm off me before I start smelling like burgers and fried water."

America groaned, throwing his arms up and essentially freeing Kiwi from her prison, "It was one time! I FRIED WATER ONE FUCKING TIME PEOPLE!"

Morningstar raised an eyebrow with a giggle, "You fried water?? How the fuck?"

Let's just say some things are better left unsaid.

"We need to get them together this time!" Japan frowned, lashing her tail. "You'll help me, right Ame-kun?"

America bit his lip, scratching his neck.

"Look, as much as I love causing mischief and mayhem with you J-Pop, I think New Zealand's right. We should stop meddling in her affairs."

"Yes."

"So that when the romance does happen, it's natural!"

"No!"

Japan sighed but perked up at rhe promise of her ship being fulfilled.

"Ok, ok. I'll leave them alone, but I'm holding you to that!!"

America chuckled, "Deal. Now, wanna go spike the eggnog?"

Japan smirked, "Already did~"

"I'm so proud!" America wiped away a fake tear, fanning his face like he was trying to avoid ruining his make up. "Now lets go switch all the names on the presents!"

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"What are you doing?"

Belarus jumped and whipped around to face her assailant.

"Oh, it's just you," Belarus sighed in relief when she recognised the union jack and white outlined red stars of her best friend's flag. "Gee, Zee, don't scare me like that!"

Belarus lightly smacked New Zealand's arm with a cheeky grin while the taller actively tried to fight off her smile.

"What are you doing?" New Zealand repeated.

"Oh, I'm trying to figure out how to do the stupid waltz without a partner and it's driving me insane!" Belarus groaned, taking up her rehearsed dancing position like a soldier saluting to their general.