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Act IV, Chapter Fifty-Two

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"The muscular country slowly stalked through the undergrowth, eyes darting around to find any trace of the enemy. Distant growls and screams made the hair on his arms and neck prick up, every leaf grazing his skin sending goosebumps cascading over his white boi skin--"

"Awww, c'mon you were doing so good!" Australia groaned, making the person playing the video game chuckle ever so slightly.

"It's not my fault your brother's so damn white," England laughed a fatherly kind of laugh.

"That's rich coming from you, you're more white than me!" America scoffed, picking up a random crowbar chilling in the bushes.

"Hey, respect your elders!"

"You're not THAT old, uncle," Australia said, giggling as the rainbow boa around her neck flicked its tongue onto her nose.

"I'm old enough to know a rebel when I see one," England winked and elbowed his niece.

"Damn right," Australia boasted, putting out her chest mockingly.

England rolled his eyes, "I was talking about your brother. You were never very rebellious!"

"Ok, no. Not fair," Australia snorted. "You just happened to miss all my rebellious moments!"

"Yea right, your dad said you were an angel."

Australia puffed out her cheeks, "Was not!"

"Was so."

"Was not!"

"Was so!"

"Would you two shut the fuck up!?" America interrupted with a growl, causing the other two to jump. "I'm about to reach the mini boss."

"Oooooooo, the lady in the nightgown with claws?" Australia asked, lowering herself onto the ground and leaning forward, staring at the screen.

"Yes! Now shut up."