Part 4

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[Time Skip: Christmas Day, evening, right before the big party]

John: I haven't been to a real party in... who knows how long.

Alex: *fixes John's shirt collar* Really? Well, guess we gotta make this special. *give John a quick peck, walks over to the mirror to fix his own outfit*

John: Relax, Alex. You look great, as always.

Alex: *blushes* Thanks, John. *looks at John* As do you.

John: *sarcastically* Why thank you, good sir. *smiles like the dork he is*

Alex: You're such a dork. C'mon, let's go find Laf and Herc. *takes John's hand, leads him out*

Laf: *sees John and Alex walk in* Bonjour, mes amis.

Alex: Bonsoir, monsieur.

John: What are you saying? I'm confused.

Alex: Just saying hello, mon amour.

John: What does mon amour mean?

Alex/Laf: *look at each other, burst out laughing*

Alex: I want you to think about it yourself.

Herc: *runs in* YO WASSUP MY DUDES!? Y'ALL READY TO PAAAAAARTAAAAY?!

John: Maybe.

Alex: C'mon. You'll be fine. Just relax.

Herc: COME ON GUYS! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE!

John: We're not gonna be late.

Herc: B-But! I want to be early. And so if I show up on time, I'll be late.

John: You're not late if you show up on time, Herc. That's beside the meaning of the word.

Herc: But my on time is early so showing up any later than early is considered late.

Laf: No one understands, mon ami.

Herc: *sad* Laf... you don't understand me...? B-But... I thought you were my wifoo... my one and only... I thought... you understood me? *pout*

Laf: Of course, being your best friend, I understand you, but John is uneducated and does not. He doesn't even know what "mon amour" means in English.

Herc: *looks at John, jaw drop* You're... You're kinda stupid, my son.

Alex: *hugs John defensively* How dare you call my baby stupid!

John: I'm sorry that I don't know French like the rest of you! *pouts* I feel out of place.

Alex: I'll teach you some French later. Promise.

John: Thank you, Alex.

Herc: Ew you guys are so gay-

John: dOn'T jUdGe mE HeRcUlEs!

Alex: ...Herc... aren't you gay t-

Herc: ANYWAY LET'S GO PARTY!

John: Alright! Parties! Yay! *half-sarcastic*

Herc: *leads all of them to the party, it's loud, many people, stereotypical highschool party look, y'know?*

John: Alex, there are too many people here. I bet Jefferson is here somewhere...

Mads: *pushes past* Excuse me!

Jefferson: *running after Mads* YOU HAD ONE DRINK! IT'S— MADS COME BACK!!

John: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING JEFFERSON!

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