Epilogue

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[Timeskip: around 4 years later]

Alex: *in the kitchen* JOHN I BURNT THE SOUP!

John: Throw it away then!

Alex: *confused* H-HOW?!? IT'S SOUP!

John: Maybe you should let me cook more often then.

Alex: Yes, please! I'm... I'm bad at this.

John: I know.

Alex: Can you help me, please??

John: Yes. Start by throwing the soup away.

Alex: *still holding the soup, looks around* W-What do you mean? In the trash?

John: Yes, in the trash. Where else do you throw things away?

Alex: I dunno. *throws soup in the trash* Okay. Done.

John: *takes a new can out of the pantry, sets a pot on the stove, pours the can of soup in, turns up the heat* Like that.

Alex: That's what I did!!

John: *gets out a wooden spoon, stirs the soup* Yeah, uh-huh. What'd you do next?

Alex: Umm... I let it sit there.

John: For how long?

Alex: ...I dunno.

John: Yeah, that's where you went wrong. *sets a timer*

Alex: Oh... Can you teach me to cook?

John: How do you not know how to cook...?

Alex: Never learned. You usually cook. My meals are always microwaved or just cereal.

John: *sighs* Yeah. Soup is easy, mkay? You just pour it in and follow the directions.

Alex: *confused* What directions?

John: The ones on the side of the can...

Alex: *very confused*

John: There's directions for everything, Alex. That's how you cook.

Alex: I usually just make up my own directions.

John: See, that's where you're wrong.

Alex: My directions are fine. They sometimes work.

John: You asked me to teach you how to cook. I'm trying to teach you.

Alex: *leans on John* I give up!

John: Fine. But let me cook on my own from now on then.

Alex: *wraps arms around John's waist from behind, buries face into John's back, muffled* Okay.

John: Good.

Alex: *silent for a second, pulls his head back* When's it going to be done?

John: Soon. *stirs the soup again*

Alex: *groans, buries face back into John*

John: You can stay here the whole time. It doesn't take long.

Alex: Mkay.

John: *changing the subject* So... adoption papers going through well?

Alex: Yeah. It's not as boring as I thought it would be. I'm just excited.

John: That's good!

Alex: *smiles at the ground* I can't wait.

John: Yeah. Me neither.

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