Martha: HELLO, LOVER BOYS! WE, THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS ROOM, EXIST!
Alex: SHUT UP! THIS IS AN IMPORTANT CONVERSATION!
Burr: Hamilton, manners.
Alex: SHUT YOUR MOUTH BURR!
Burr: *hands up, thinks "okokokokokok I didn't do anything wrong, calm down hamilton, calm down"*
John: Relax, Alex. Burr's fine. *nudges Alex*
Alex: UGHHHHH. *collapses on the floor*
John: *looks down at Alex* Why did you just...?
Alex: I have too many emotions right now.
John: I half expected you to answer by pulling me down next to you.
Alex: You can sit down next to me if you want.
John: Eh. *sits down next to Alex*
Alex: *pulls himself into John's lap, leans his back on John's chest* uGhHh.
Martha: Whatever happened to keeping it PG?
Alex: tHIS IS VERY MUCH PG!! IT'S ONLY A LITTLE BIT OF PDA!!!
Burr: Still PDA.
Alex: SHUT UP! I BET YOU'D BE FINE WITH MAKING OUT WITH THEO WHEREVER YOU WERE!
Burr: wHat the HECK haMiLTOn?!
Martha: Stop yelling at everyone.
John: Calm down, Alex. Nobody's hurting you.
Alex: *fake cry* I feel like I'm being attacked.
John: Chill. Nobody's attacking you, okay?
Alex: B-But-
Herc: *changing the subject* sO what do you guys wanna do today?!
Martha: Something PG!!
Herc: Soooo not truth or dare.
Martha: Actually, I'm willing to take down the PG level for truth or dare. As long as you do... non-PG dares... in another room.
Herc: Bet. Let's do it. EVERYONE GET IN A CIRCLE! *pulls Laf and himself down on the floor*
Theo: *sits down next to John and Alex*
*everyone adjusts so they're sitting in the circle, order: Herc, Laf, Thomas, Mads, Burr, Theo, John, Alex, Martha, Peggy*
Herc: Alright. Who's fir-
Thomas: I'll go.
Martha: Keep it... I've given up on ratings. You guys suck at those. Why am I hanging out with my brother's weird gay friends again?
Theo: Because I've adopted you, so you follow your mother.
Martha: Oh, okay. Can we just... I'm most scared of my brother and his weird gay special person not keeping it PG for me, the child.
Alex: EXCUSE Y-
Thomas: *laughs* Honey, you're the most worried about them? You clearly haven't met me yet.
Martha: Well, I am talking to you so... I have met you. Hello. I'm Martha, I don't think you've met me, because I'm a child and am clearly the most worried about those 2. Especially considering one of them is my brother and I don't wanna see... that.
Alex: Wow. You should be proud of John for being so mature.
Martha: Ew.
Thomas: Anyway, *scans the circle, thinks about who to choose* LAFAYETTE! Truth or dare?
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Hamilton Hogwarts AU
FanfictionWelcome to Hogwarts! A school of witchcraft and wizardry! This year, a new group of kids shows up. That's right. It's the Hamilsquad. John, Laf, and Herc have been best friends for as long as they remember, and when they're all sorted into the same...
