Pick your poison (BNHA Villains X Reader) COMPLETE

Valentine's Alphabet: Joi

Affection: How affectionate are they?

Don't expect this Muppet man to hold you in his arms while whispering sweet nothings in your ear.

He isn't that affectionate, but there are times that this tsundere will just yearn for your touch and will suddenly hug you from behind out of nowhere, insisting that:

"You're cold and that you need warmth- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT DAMNIT, IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE THIS."

Because: They love you because...?

He likes you because he insists that you're the most competent and loyal among the Shiee Hassaikai that he can't count on and that he wanted you to be his partner. You aren't sure if he's asking you to be lover, or just business partner.

You're in nontheless.

Children: what do they think of children? how do they treat them?

He doesn't like them, he resents them to the bone he hates them.

Whenever they're around, he can't help but to grit his teeth at the sight of them. But if you like children, maybe he'll soften up. NOT BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU OR ANYTHING. HE'S DEFINITELY NOT DOING THIS FOR THE SAKE OF YOURS!

Domestic: would they consider settling down?

No. Short and simple answer. He doesn't even hesitate to answer. His life is solely dedicated to be a member of the Shiee Hassaikai, be the part of the Yakuza.

Ending: how does break ups usually end up as?

Very straightforward. Just, he won't even get hurt or consider your emotions.

Fiance: are they committed enough to take your hand in marriage?

N O P E

Go out: how do they ask you to go out on a date?

I'll let this line explain:

"I... Want you to accompany to... To eat outside... With me... JUST SAY YES GODDAMNIT, YOU'RE MAKING THIS TOO HARD FOR ME, DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR MEAL I'M PAYING FOR IT."

Hello: How did you met them?

You were a new recruit that caught his eye. Your loyalty, your dedication, your competence, your responsibility was something that defined a Yakuza. So he definitely took a liking to you.

BUT HE INSISTS NOT THAT KIND OF LIKE LIKE DAMNIT.

Ill: How do they act when they're ill?

Very stubborn and won't acknowledge your concerns for he insists that he is in the best of state to work. Needless to say, you needed to knock him out in the hard way to keep him away from work before chaining him to see his bed.

Jealousy: How are they when they're jealous? Is it easy to make them jealous?

He can be easily jealous and will roughly pull you away, insisting that he needed you to get an errand done. When teased about it, he will tell to the point it breaks his vocals in insisting to convince you that he is totally not jealous.

Kisses: How do they kiss you? Where the usually kiss you? Where they liked to be kissed?

Now, he isn't much of a guy who'll kiss, but if you did something good, you'll earn a pat at the back or by your head, or my your ankle (if he's in his Muppet form)

Love: how long does it take them to say the l word?

Like. It's like instead of love. He insists that it is 'I like you' and will not say the l-word.

Memory game: How much do they remember about you?

Not much. All that is important is that you're doing your job well.

No: What is the big no no in the relationship? Like, what is the bad habit that they do that you hate?

There are times where he pushes you away, harshly may I mention, and there are times you'd think that the relationship is toxic.

He loves you, he knows that, you know that, but he's somehow too prideful and fearful to say it because he saw it as a weakness. And when you came to that realization, you understand where his fear is coming from and just... Hugged the guy. In his plush form. While he's punching your head with his plushie arms. Until you trap him. And he doesn't like to admit he likes the hug.

Obedient: How obedient are they?

You're the obedient one here. He knows what he is doing and if he doesn't, he'll let you take the command and plan if he knows nothing about certain structures and he'll be obedient to you.

Pet names: what do you like to call each other?

Each others names in private, each others alias in public.

Quilt hogger: How are nights spent with them?

Peacefully. Either one of you is up doing paperwork, or the two of you is sleeping. In a separate bed.

Responsible: How responsible are they?

Very. Very responsible.

Security: How protective are they?

Not that protective, he knows that you're capable enough to protect yourself. If you can't protect yourself, then you're better off being abandoned.

Theme song: A song that remind them of your relationship

He doesn't have the time to waste to listen to music, he really isn't the type to.

Unwholesome (Suggestive): What are those little things you do that gets them stiff/wet? What are those things they do that you find hot?

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Vanity: How much do they care about their external appearance?

Very, but not too much. He'll do basic things like combing his hair, straightening his attire, but not too much.

Whole: Would they feel incomplete without you?

No.

Xtra: A random headcanon about this character

He likes hugs from you, but he puts on a display like he's irritated. And if you let go when he complained about being irritated by it, he will immediately regret it but not show it.

Yuck: What do they generally hate to a partner?

Irresponsible, incompetent, idiotic, closed minded, weak.

Zzzz: How do they sleep? How much do they need sleep? What are their habits when sleeping?

They need sleep a lot and will try his best to complete his 8 hour sleep before going up to finish his unfinished business from yesterday.