Prank Wars

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Jessica Winston had grown up with the club, her dad was first 9 and just as she suspected her twin started prospecting as soon as he was able. She hated the antiquated law that meant women couldn't join the club, she knew how to look after herself and was able to outshoot most of the men, all except one.

Tig Trager.

Growing up with Opie and Jax was fun for Jess, the 3 of them quickly being named the 3 musketeers, constantly in some form of trouble. It all started when she was in 5th grade and had managed to replace Jax and Opie's shampoo with bleach. Opie's mousey brown hair had been transformed to a golden colour most women would kill for but Jax, Jax's hair had gone so white it looked like he had morphed into a weird old man overnight.

All the adults had been so angry at her, all except one. Tig. He noticed the cheeky glint in her eye and always wondered what she was planning next and for who.

The older she got the more dangerous the pranks became, mainly because Tig had chosen to take her under his wing. He taught her how to leave firecrackers in their dorms and how to get them drunk enough that they wouldn't realise she had tattooed them with stupid sayings with her favourite being "I heart porn" on their upper arms.

When Jess turned 25 she finally decided that the apprentice had to take on the master. She knew it was best to start small so she set up Abel's water gun loaded with beer to fire at Tig when he opened his dorm. She waited until they were all out on a run, all except her father who knew exactly what she was planning and warned her he wouldn't stop Tig from reacting.

Once she was happy the preparation was complete she went back to the bar and took a seat next to her dad and waited patiently for their return.

Jess tried hard to remain with the poker face she was known for but at the same time was bouncing with anticipation when the boys returned.

As expected Opie came to join her at the bar with Jax whilst Tig went straight back to his dorm. Her brother and her best friend both kissed her head and looked at her confused as she began a countdown. "5,4,3,2,1"

Just as she hit 1 there was a loud shout from the dorms that had Jess laughing like the mad woman she truly was. "Jessica Winston you little shit!"

The 4 of them looked over to the doorway and Jess laughed harder with the boys and her dad joining in. Tig looked somewhat like a drowned rat and the smell that came off of him, he wouldn't have smelled so bad if he had taken a bath in a brewery.

Tig looked her straight in the eye and made her a promise. "This means war" Jess held his gaze and simply replied "Bring it on old man" to which both Jax and Opie groaned.

Over the next few weeks there was carnage in the clubhouse.

Tig repaid Jess for the beer in the water gun with green food dye in her shower gel, for days they called her she-hulk, she followed this by fitting an air-horn to the car he was working on which meant he was met with a loud blast of sound when he opened the door. Everyone laughed as he jumped so bad he cracked his head on the roof of the car, Tig then replaced the feathers in her pillow with dried pasta and she turned all his t shirts pink.

Tig knew he had trained her well so the only way to get her to back off was to prank her so badly she would concede and he knew just how to do it.

There was only one thing in this world that Jessica Winston feared more than loosing her family – spiders.

Whilst she was out shopping with Gemma he planned it to perfection. He had been to the local pet store and purchased a Chilean rose tarantula and all the bits needed to care for it. He had been told that this particular breed was vicious when threatened. He was going to keep the critter so he could use it against her over and over.

Knowing he didn't have long to set up when he returned to the clubhouse he quickly went to her room and placed the box on her bed.

He began to worry that he had taken it too far but it was too late to back out now.

He watched as Jessica returned with Gemma and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek before heading back to her dorm loaded with shopping bags. Opie had seen the smirk on his face and came up to ask him what was happening. Tig repeated what Jess had done all those weeks ago "5,4,3,2,1" Opie groaned wondering what he could have done now.

His answer was a scream and a crash coming from Jess's dorm, but no sign of the girl herself. When she still hadn't come through after 5 minutes Tig began to worry and both he and Opie moved quickly to her room.

She was laid on the floor, blood seeping from her hairline as the tarantula was sat on her chest.

Opie realised what had happened and slapped Tig for being such an idiot and left to call Tara whilst Tig secured the tarantula and picked Jess up and put her on her bed, immediately feeling guilty for the harm that she came to because of a stupid prank.

Jess recovered quickly, the head injury only being a mild concussion.

Once she was feeling better she called Jax and Opie. "Look I know he got me good, I had a plan but thought it was too far but if he will use my fear against me?" she said. Jax and Opie laughed knowing this was the ultimate payback and promised to help her.

The three of them commandeered the cabin from her dad and set about the prank to end all pranks. Once it was done to her satisfaction she stayed at the cabin and waited for the plan to come together. Opie text her to tell her they were back at the clubhouse letting her know phase 1 was complete.

Phase 2 was to call Opie and fake being followed and to tell him she had gone to the cabin to hide out. Opie played his part perfectly telling her to stay safe and to lock the doors, he was on his way. Tig concerned for Jessica's safety went with him and Jax to check on her.

Once they had left Piney text his daughter to tell her the plan had worked. Jess smiled and waited hidden in the back room with her phone set to record Tig's reaction.

It wasn't long until she heard the bikes roaring up the gravel path and come to a sudden stop with the footfalls of 3 big men barrelling to the door. As she expected Tig opened the door just as she hit record. He came to a sudden stop with an ear-piercing shriek leaving his mouth as he came face to face with hundreds of dolls.

As his shrieks got higher in pitch Jess couldn't take it any more and came out of her hiding spot.

"Got ya old man!"


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