Renegade

Deal? No Deal?

|Song: Everything Black by Unlike Pluto|

"What?" Batman said.

To be honest he was shocked. He was good at hiding it though. Because, you know, he is Batman.

"Mr. Wayne I must say that I was so surprised when I first heard about Batman being a billionare playboy like yourself." Renegade said, talking in a formal tone.

"I bet the other businessmen would be jelous if they heard about it. I mean there are a lot of people trying to get just one meeting with you. But in fact, all they need to do is to go rob a bank or kidnapp someone." Renegade said and started cackling again.

God his cackle. It would be very much easier for Batman to believe in Renegade, believe in Dick if he didn't just cackle.

"How?" Batman asked in his groody voice and Renegade stopped cackling.

"Look at my pocket." Renegade said.

Batman hesitated for a moment.

"Don't try to do any tricks, for your sake." Batman said in a threatening voice.

"Yeah, yeah... Just look at it already."

Renegade tried to shift a little so Batman could reach to his pocket but he couldn't move even an inch.

"It's empty." Batman said.

Renegade sighed and tried to shift to the other side.

"Other pocket."

Batman was now clearly annoyed. He reached to Renegade's other pocket and found a small card.

"What's this?"

"Just read it." Renegade said.

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RENEGADE                                                               

Professional assassin/torturer/thief/     escape artist/hacker/baby sitter                        

I don't have a Renegade signal to light up the sky. Instead I have something better: A phone number. Who am I kidding I don't have phone     That's because you don't find me. I find you.        Have a bad bad day.
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"Baby sitter?" Batman asked.

"And a hacker. By the way, I love babies."

"Yes sure." Batman said, disbelief evident in his voice.

"Yes I do! You know, except the ones I kill."

There was an akward silence in the room.

"Geez. Relax, I am evil not mean. I don't lay a hand on the babies." Renegade said.

Batman breathed out.

"So you learned that when you hacked into the Batcave's system?" Batman asked.

"Well yes... and no. I actually learned that when I hacked into the League's system."

"You hacked into the League's system?" Batman stated more than asking.

"I wasn't joking about the hacker part you know." Renegade said looking at the card Batman was holding.

"If you knew it all this time, why didn't you tell to anyone.