Renegade

Hilarious

|Song: The Other Side by Ruelle|

Renegade was good at many things; being an escape artist, hand to hand combat, using any kinds of weapons, wada wada wada... The list went on. But surviving an at least 1000 ft fall was definitely not one of them.

So Renegade was pretty sure that this was the end. And he locked his eyes on the sunset. If he was excepting his shitty fate and the truth that these were the last breaths he was ever going to get, he was going to do it while watching something beautiful.

It was really funny though. To feel and think too much in less than a millisecond. It was like his brain knew these were his last thoughts and his heart knew that these were his last emotions so that they were trying to think and feel everything enough for a lifetime in the so little time they have left.

Renegade felt the wind around him and prepared himself for the inevitable.

What he wasn't prepared for however, was the sudden contact under his feet.

He couldn't have reached the ground this soon. No he should have had at least two more precious seconds to live.

His heart skipped a beat as he fell to the bioships floor.

What the fuck? Was all Renegade could think of.

He was in shock to say nonetheless. He barely heard the screams of two people. He should have been dead. What the hell was happening?

That's when he realised that he was lying on some kind of floor and facing the sky. And the two people who screamed were the members of the young idiots. And he saw Batman, who approached to him and asked him if he was okay.

Okay? Renegade thought.

Okay? I am fuckin alive! I didn't die. And I am not a Talon, at least not for now. I can watch as many frickin sunsets as I want because I am NOT DEAD!

It was funny, no it was hilarious.

Two seconds ago, he decided to do the one and only thing heroic in his life: ending it.

One second ago, he was counting his last heartbeats and free falling to his certain death, watching the sunset, feeling all gloomy.

And now, he was lying on the floor of some kind of a ship and breathing as much as he pleased.

Like Renegade thought, it was hilarious. And he started laughing. Laughing at the fact that he was expecting to be dead by now. Laughing at the fact how life managed to fuck him up in just two bare seconds.

Renegade had done many crazy things in his life but this? Man, this definitely took the cake. Because Renegade has never tried suicide before.

Well, one more thing done from my bucket list. Renegade thought and started laughing harder.

He just tried to suicide. He has never thought he had the guts to do it, well he was planning on doing it by the end of the month but it never seemed real.

He kept laughing, he couldn't help it. This was the closest he got to death in his life after all, what else there was left to do other than laughing it off.

Of course Renegade got close to death before, many times, like many, many times. But being the stubborn son of a bitch he is, he always found a way to cheat the death. He always managed to pull it off somehow. So Renegade had never fully excepted death in his life before.

Renegade realised that he was still laughing and now he was out of breath. Again, the seconds have passed too slowly, and Renegade had done the thing he hated doing most in those seconds: he thought.

Ugh... this much philosophizing was hurting his brain. What else there was to think other than the fact that this was just hilarious... aaand one more thing.

"That was the sickest thing I've ever done in my life."