When he smart talks

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The two of you were having an argument that lead to where he said something to make him sound smart in front of his brothers and friends, but it also came with a price...

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(Raph❤️)

The turtles and girls were letting you go on your first mission with them. Since you had been training hard with Alli and Nabel, they thought that you were ready.

The only problem is, deciding if you should get a weapon.

"How come I don't get a weapon again?" You asked.

Despite the others groaning, Nabel calmly answered for them. "You're not even skilled yet. The best we could do is hand you a trash can lid or a plank of wood. Anything that might work as a weapon."

"But I can't get a knife? Or a brick maybe?"

"Hey, Raph! Mind telling (Y/N) to keep down the noise, please?!" Brittany called to Raph.

"Hey, (Y/N)—" Raph began.

"You're not the boss of her, Raph! Tell him, Nabel!" You cut him off, turning to Nabel.

"Raph—" Nabel started.

"Oh, boy. I think Raph's become dependent on (Y/N) to tell him what to do all the time," Alli smirked, her arms folded.

"And what's wrong with that?!" You yelled.

The turtles and girls seemed surprised before they broke the silence by laughing.

"Haha haha! Raph's girlfriend is controlling his life!" Donnie held onto his sides as Brittany leaned against him to support herself while cackling.

"What?! No! I get to make my own decisions! She can't tell what to do—" Raph was cut off when Nabel grabbed him by the face and turned him towards you.

Your eyes were burning with anger. That is not a good sign.

"Oh, I can't, can I?"

"(Y/N), I didn't mean—" Raph stammered.

"Well, how about this: you sleep on the couch tonight!" You shouted at him and stormed off.

Raph had flinched at your outburst and stared off at where you had left dumbfounded, with his brothers and friends still laughing.

"Raph's in the doghouse tonight!" Leo laughed and fell to the ground.

"SHUT UP!"

(Leo💙)

You and Leo had been arguing about something new. No, it wasn't you giving complements to another this time. It's which weapon is better: his odachi or your gold sais. His brothers and the girls were close to getting agitated as they watched the innocent conversation turn into an yelling contest.

"I'm telling you my odachi is better than your sais!"

"And I'm telling you you are incorrect!"

"What makes you think that?!"

"Well, for starters, as a girl, I know that girls are right!"

"You kidding me?! They're alway annoying!"

You widen your eyes shocked, anger rising in you like a volcano about to erupt. The girls, even though they want to be mad, gasped at his sudden comeback.

"Oh, boy, you didn't," Mikey said.

Leo now regretted that decision. "Uh, (Y/N)—"

"Oh! Oh, okay! If I'm so annoying, then maybe I should sleep somewhere else for the night. Then maybe you don't have to have a headache!" you yelled straight at his face before you stormed away.

"No, (Y/N)! That's not what I—" Leo began, but then sighed when you disappeared.

"I think you deserve that," Alli stated to him, only to be slightly hit in the arm by Nabel.

(Donnie💜)

You were trying to catch a new mutant that had been turned from a human by one of the oozesquitoes. Since you didn't have any experience with wielding weapons, the turtles and girls had to use you as bait to lure the new mutant.

"Why am I the bait again?" You asked, folding your arms impatiently.

"Well, for starters, you don't know how to wield a weapon yet," Brittany explained. "And besides, Donnie and I believe that if the new mutant sees us and not you, they'll know something's up."

"Now, do your bait best, honey!" Donnie winked at you as he and the others hid behind the trash cans.

Sighing with annoyance, you walked around in a circle a few times. "This is me, (Y/N)! Walking all alone in the dark alleyways of New York! All alooone! With no one around here!"

"Uh, (N/N)? What are you doing?" Donnie asked confused.

"What? You wanted me to be bait, so that's what I'm doing!" You replied.

"Um, one problem: that's not how bait talks."

"And how do you know that, genius?" You placed your hands on your hips.

"Now, I know the hell bait doesn't talk back!" Donnie countered.

The girls gasped at his unexpected answer.

"Ooooh," Raph and Leo called out.

"Oh, no, he didn't," Mikey waved his finger around.

Donnie, who now regretted saying that, chuckled nervously and rubbed his head in embarrassment. "Uh, (Y/N), I didn't mean to—"

"Oh-ho-ho-ho, don't even," you gave him the hand and started to walk away. "And one other thing, you can bait talk to yourself tonight! I'm sleeping somewhere else!"

"No! Milady, who's gonna keep me company tonight?!" He called out to you.

"Ya want me to do it?" Mikey gestured to himself, but Raph gently pushed his hand down.

(Mikey🧡)

You and Mikey were quietly talking about stuff that had happened to you while the turtles and girls were looking for any mutant activity.

"So, then, this girl, Ashley, was getting up on my nerves on calling me a 'poor little girl!' And I was like: Girl, talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't understand!' By that, I meant hitting her in the face," you related the story to Mikey.

"Is she...cute?" Mikey unwittingly asked.

The girls and turtles glanced at him worried.

"What?" You asked.

"Is she cute?"

"Why do you wanna know?"

"I'm just curious."

"I don't know. Maybe..."

"Aww."

"What?!" Alli and Sam both gasped terrified.

"Oh, no," Nabel facepalmed herself.

"Well, I'm just saying, the girls that you fight with are...what's the word I'm looking for?" Mikey continued, not thinking about the anger in your eyes.

"Cute?" Brittany and Donnie both added.

"Yeah, that's it."

"Uh, Mikey..." Leo tried to warn his youngest brother.

"I'm just saying, (Y/N) needs to lay off the cute girls for a while now."

"WHAT?!" You boomed enraged.

Mikey flinched at the sound of your angered voice and nervously glanced at you.

"Oh, now you've gone and done it," Raph stated.

"What?! No, that's not what I—" Mikey tried to explain.

"Forget it, Michelangelo! I'll be sleeping on the couch for the night, see you guys at home! Oh, and I'll be covering the mirrors, too, so that way, they wouldn't be broken by my face!" You angrily stormed off.

"(Y/N)! I didn't mean that! I swear!" Mikey called to you, but you were already gone.

"Nice one, genius," Brittany teased him.

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