Random Kaitou Joker

Incorrect Quotes 8

DISCLAIMER: Everything here does not belong to me, only the plot does. All characters here belong to the amazing Hideyasu Takahashi. All the pictures belong to their respective artists but I mostly get the pictures from Google Images.

Hi guys!!

I just wanted to say thank you, once again, for 700+ reads! As a thank you, instead of posting only 10 incorrect quotes, I'm posting a lot more! (35 to be exact!)

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Shadow: Synonyms are weird. If you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die.

Rose: My favorite is "butt dial" vs "booty call".

Spade: It's called connotation.

Joker: Also, "forgive me father, for I have sinned,"

Joker, winking at Phoenix: vs "sorry daddy, I've been naughty."

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Joker: There are three ways to do things; the right way, the wrong way, and the Joker way!

Hachi: Isn't that the wrong way?

Joker: Yeah, but faster!

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Joker: Hey.

Phoenix: Hey.

Joker: I can't sleep.

Phoenix: I can.

Phoenix, shutting the door:  Goodnight.

Joker: 

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Phoenix: I'm craving something hot.

Joker, gesturing to himself: ;)

Phoenix: I said something hot, not a heap of salt.

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Joker, bouncing off the walls: I JUST ATE 20 PACKS OF PURE SUGAR.

Hachi: What were you thinking?

Joker: I WASN'T.

Hachi: That makes sense.

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