Random Kaitou Joker

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Minna-san, Konnichiwa!

I'm trying something new today so I hope you enjoy it! Tell me if you enjoy it and I'll try to make more of it!

Enjoy the chapter!

DISCLAIMER: Everything here does not belong to me, only the plot does. All characters here belong to the amazing Hideyasu Takahashi. All the pictures belong to their respective artists but I mostly get the pictures from Google Images.

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Joker: The opposite of firefly is waterfall. 

Hachi: JOKER IT IS 2 AM RIGHT NOW. GO TO SLEEP.

Joker: ...I wonder if I'm closer to my death or my birth right now.

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Joker: *pulls a knife*

Hachi: Oh no.

Joker: *opens a box with it*

Hachi: Phew.

Joker: *Pulls a gun out of said box*

Hachi: Oh no.

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Joker: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Spade: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Queen: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Shadow: I joined you in the dumb stuff.

Hachi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!

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Joker: Hey, guys, do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Hachi: You are a hazard to society.

Queen: And a coward. Do twenty.

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Hachi: So Spade-san, how was it like growing up with Joker-san?

Spade: Once I asked him for a glass of water while he was mad at me and he brought me a glass of ice and said, "Wait."

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Dump: I'm so useless.

Ai: Nah, you're not.

Spade: You can be used as a bad example.

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Joker: Cannibalism holds the potential to solve both hunger and overpopulation problems.

Shadow: Wha-

Spade: True, but it probably won't be accepted.

Hachi: *puts a hand on Shadow's shoulder* You'll get used to it.

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Joker: You look nice, I wanna kiss you.

Akai: What?

Joker: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU.

Akai: ...okay?

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Spade: I'm not doing too well.

Hachi: What's wrong, Spade-san?!?

Spade: I have a headache that comes and goes.

Joker: *walks into the room*

Spade: Oh, there it is again.

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Silver Heart: Let me see what you have.

Joker: A knife!

Silver Heart: Okay, have fu-

Hachi: NO!

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That's all for now, Minna-san!

I hope you enjoyed it! I'm working on a one-shot right now so expect it coming out sometime this month!

That's all! I have to go, now!! Buh-byyyyyeeeee!

Welcome to the shining night!

May the stars guide you through this magnificent sight!