~Addie's P.o.v~
"Blake get up!" I yell at him kicking him in the side "it's been four hours since you passed out get up right now orange head before I eat your damn gram crackers!!"
He gasps sleepily "not my gram crackers" "yes your gram crackers get up or else"
"Wait....YOUR PREGNANT!!!" He yells "yes would you quit your damn yelling" I say "you yelled before me" he scoffs
"Boy I will beat yo ass" I say
"Ha!! Mood swings overload!!!!!"ben yell sings "shut the fuck up Christmas elf before I kick your ass back to the North Pole" I yell at him and he shuts his mouth.
" How's baby how far along are you do you need anything do you know the gender is it girl do I need to buy a shot gun!!" Blake rushes "I asked the same thing to liberty" my dad says pausing looking at Blake then saying "I should have bought the shotgun" then walks off.
Blake looks down at my stomach getting onto his knees he lays his head on my stomach that ha sent even formed a bump yet "I'm gonna be a dad" he says breathlessly " no shit Sherlock you solved the crime of the century" I say in a sweet voice while smiling.
"Hey guys did you hear?" LJ says walking in "oooo is Patrice pregnant again we could be pregnant buddies!" I say "oh god no! Jake is coming to for a few weeks" LJ says......shit
"Oh ok" I say "I can't believe I'm going to be a dad" Blake says still in shock.
Dad takes one look at him and says "just wait till she's screaming in pain and crushing your hand then you'll believe it"
"Jeffrey I'm not afraid to kick your pale white ass" my mom yells from upstairs "you have a pale ass too vampy hell yours is paler than mine" he yells back
"Oh my god I guess you never do shut up!"
"Sorry sugar tits!" "Ewwww dad" I say and he smiles he's carved one getting bigger. I look down at Blake who still has his head on my stomach " ya know nothing is gonna happen in there yet"
"Yeah I know but your stomach is making noises and it's funny" he replies and I smack him in the heels and walk into the kitchen taking out a tub of chocolate ice cream going into the living room I see everyone watching a movie "whatcha watching?"
"Saw 4" Maskey says "oh cool make room for me!" I say pushing BEN out of the way stealing his spot next to joy he glares at me and I smile shrugging "I would say sorry but that would be lying"
He rolls his eyes sitting on the floor in front of joy Blake comes over and sits on the floor in from of me copying BEN.
"Ha!!! I could do better then that nimwad!!" My dad yells "shhh!!!" We all scream "damn a man can't even yell at a tv about how to murder someone anymore" he mutters.
"Damn babe" Blake says "what?"
"You got chocolate all over yourself"
"Ok so?"I say "are you taking a shower after?"
"I was going to have you lick it off but I guess I'll take a shower instead thanks for the idea" I say and his moth makes a o shape but then glares at me while I just smirk "have fun with that imagery" I say and turn my attention back to the tv .
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