How much i wanna fight each ninja

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kai: 10000000/10
LIKE R U KIDDING ME OFC
tables would be thrown, curtains would be set on fire, the bounty would be descending faster than griffin turner
cue demonic screeching

jay: -4893/10
absolutely not i'm too soft for him uigtghiuth
i would never lay a hand on his precious curly head look at him

cole: 4/10
uh
bro's strong
like strong strong
i dont have any plans on being crushed to death
*sighs in unable to lift my own bodyweight*

zane: 0/10
bro would defeat me with the power of words
my ego would be HURT
and he's a nindroid...smart, calulative, all that

lloyd: 11/10
maybe a verbal spar, i'd be down
he's got a way with words, all wise and smart and old-person sounding
maybe a fight on who's got more daddy issues- 💀💀💀
it's lloyd. definitely lloyd.

child-lloyd: 10093409384/10
I'D TAKE THAT LITTLE BLONDE TWAT AND HURL HIM INTO THE AIR TRUNCHBULL STYLE
and then steal his candy
but reformed-child-lloyd: -10093409384/10
i'd protect that little blonde twat with my life

nya: 300/10
mmmm maybe just for shits and giggles
i would not last against her
i'd surrender before she can even lift her weapon tbh

wu: -3848448348844/10
BRO'S FUCKIN OLD BUT SO SMART UGHUIGHIUGHI
would beat tf out of me w that staff of his

dareth: 10009999340239/10
easy peasy just take the recipie for puffy potstickers and rip it up in front of him
or break his trophies
or eat puffy potstickers right in front of his face

mrs benedict: 10/10
just sedate it and cook it.
IM JOKING IM SORRY

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