levitating: ninjago headcanons

Ninjago as monopoly players

Kai:
Cheater no.1
Sososososo competitive
BLACKMAIL BLACKMAIL BLACKMAIL
he'll go wack on your secrets unless u give him what he wants
"Lloyd, remember that time when you-"
"FINE JUST TAKE MY MONEY!"
Will end up spending all his money in one go and whine about going bankrupt
Will try and steal money from the bank
Has definitely made up random rules on the spot to get more money
Tries and charges tax and "other expenses" whenever others land on his property
He's tricked Jay into giving him 'loans'
Ends up rage quitting and nearly flipping the board
"THIS IS WHY YOUR MAMA HATES YOU, AND YK WHAT I DO TOO SCREW YOU AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS I HOPE SOMEONE HACKS YOU AND STEALS YOUR MONEY!"
By the end of the game his money is slightly singed

Jay:

His money and his deed cards are all shuffled into one big pile
His turn consists of him trying to collect the correct amount of money from his pile and the others using that time to sneak money from the bank
Because of said pile he also never pays attention to whenever someone lands on his property
Plays by the rules...and it gets him nowhere
He 'lends' his money to Kai, who promises to pay up in a later round
Spoiler: The first to get bankrupt

Cole:
Cheater no.2
Cole is pretty smart with his money and methods so he's bagged all the good properties just a few rounds in
Claims the role of banker, just to secure his funds
Gets accused of embezzlement by the Smith siblings everytime he even touches the bank
Slips money to Lloyd and claims it's lost child support
He's buying his silence-
Tries to 'marry' Zane so he can mooch off of Zane's money and properties too
No one notices when he lands on someone else's property and ur damn right he doesn't say anything either
Bids property at unreasonable prices and pulls out last minute so the other is stuck paying the price.
Usually it's Kai who falls for this
"Whitechapel road! I'll pay 250!"
"500!"
"750!"
"ONE FUCKING THOUSAND!"
"DEAL!"
"wait no come back-"

Zane:
Bro's a nindroid, he's damn smart
Just not at Monopoly
He thinks he's playing it safe by saving his money and not buying anything
Ends up with the worst properties + utilities if he's lucky
100X more gullible than Jay
Is also the peacekeeper between Lloyd and Kai
Confiscates 200 bucks everytime one of them complains. Nya offers to place it back into the bank for him.
The 'bank'
Spends most of the time in jail, courtesy of Lloyd
"Hey, Zane, see when you moved your piece you actually went past the speed limit which is a criminal offence so you'll have to go to jail."
"Hey Zane, when you roll the dice you actually have to do it within 1 second, and you took 3 seconds and that's a criminal offence so you'll have to go to jail."
Insistent on continuing the game until one winner remains

Lloyd:
Cheater no.3
Plays the youngest card to get out of everything
A damn menace
Threatens violence
His ego is hurt when he realises he's far from winning.
It's okay tho he has his lost child support funds
Targets Kai every possible moment.
Doesn't make a big fuss when others land on his property but when it comes to Kai, he shrieks so loud the Monastery shakes
Nya bribes him with candy if he gives her his money
Ends up selling all his properties to not go bankrupt
Goes bankrupt anyway <3

Nya:
Cheater no.4
Petty mf
Buys up one property of every colour to gatekeep them all (me.)
Her money and cards are super organized and hidden away from sight
Raises the prices of rent on her properties and blames it on inflation
But she's strategic with her money too
'Business saavy' she claims as she scams Jay and Zane into giving their best properties for the smallest prices.
Gaslights Zane into thinking his Monopoly strategies are smart
Poor guy's on the verge of bankrupcy and Nya's cackling beside him
Claims all her properties are charitable non profits so she won't have to pay tax
Is forced to pay tax anyways