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twenty two ⇾ drunk texts

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
charrrr

char 😽
what

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
wow
someone's moody

char 😽
its 2:37
AM
so yes. i'm not in the best mood

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
anyways
so it's saturday and like 🥴

char 😽
like what?

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
you wanna hang ?

char 😽
at a reasonable hour? sure

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
why not now 🥺

char 😽
because it's like wayyyy past midnight ??

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
but charrrrrrrr
don't you love meeee 🤧

char 😽
what in the?
are you good?

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
alwayss 🤩

char 😽
are you drinking?

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
yes
i mean no*
sorry autocorrect 🤡

char 😽
wtf
you're drunk

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
nah man, im not
promise 🥰

char 😽
you're using way too many emojis for you to not be drunk

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
um
no i'm not

char 😽
dont lie to me

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
i would never 🥺
can't believe you would think so low of me

char 😽
henry .

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
okay 🥴
so maybe i had a little to drink
then i had a lot more
and now, the letters are getting blurry
i think the mic on my phone just became
my best friend 😎

char 😽
no wonder
for being drunk you're way too coherent

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
told you
the mic is a man's best friend

char 😽
you're weird
drunk but still weird

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
what the 🦆
i'm offended 😩

char 😽
who'd you go with ?

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
what

char 😽
who took you drinking

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
you think i can't go drinking by myself ?

char 😽
you never drink by yourself??
at least it's never your idea

superboy 🦸🏼‍♂️
damn
you know me so well 😩🥰