"YOU WHAT?!"
Irie Shochi roars uncharacteristically in a certain brunet's direction.
"S-Shoichi-san?"
"H-how... How can you possibly be pregnant?!" The younger version of hottie- i mean ten years older Irie Shoichi we all know so well pulls his hairs in confusion, "It is biologically impossible! How- argh my stomach."
Upon hearing those words, Tsuna stays frozen on the spot.
Irie Shoichi didn't think that he is pregnant?
Someone, and not just anyone, someone of his acquaintance actually pointed this ridiculous pregnancy out and is freaking out about it just like him?!
At last! There are still sane people on this planet!
It wasn't just luck he decided to stroll in the streets a bit more before going home, it is fate.
Friend, I finally found you!
Tsuna takes Irie Shoichi's hand in his and clasps his hands around, making the carrot colored haired teen twitch uncomfortable, momentarily forgetting his stomach pain, "Let's run away."
...How about no?
Irie Shoichi can barely control his face to at least not make a grimace at Tsuna. Not that it is easy though, seeing how suggestive what the latter said was. Honestly, he shouldn't have watched those soap opera with his mother and his sister.
He gently takes Tsuna's hand and tries to make them let go, to no avail.
"...C-can you like... let me go?"
"No."
"W-why?!" Irie Shoichi yells helplessly, "I still have undone homework!"
"That can wait for later," Tsuna ignores him and activates his flames for the nth time in one day, "I will bring you to a mountain and we will live there until we die."
"..." WHAT IS HAPPENING?! MOM, SIS, I AM BEING KIDNAPPED BY MY FRIEND WHO CAN MAKE FIRE ON HIS FOREHEAD! SOMEONE HELP!
Unfortunately for Irie Shoichi, his friend who can make fire on his forehead has already decided since a while (and still remembers) to kidnap anyone who questions his pregnancy with him, and hide in the wood or some place like that.
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Pregnancy Is No Joke
FanfictionTsuna just wanted to see the reaction of the weirdos- I mean friends and family around him when he tells them that he is "pregnant". But things escalated quickly and went out of control... out of control as in worldwide out of control.
