Yes, I know the entire song had to be changed. Work with it.
SCENE THREE
(CASPER runs into a bathroom. Locks the door, takes several deep breaths. Sits down on the edge of the tub. A MONSTER HAND reaches up to grab him. CASPER screams. The hand pulls itself up, revealing...)
GABE: Sup.
CASPER: Gabe? I didnt know you were invited to this party.
GABE: I wasnt. Which is why Im wearing...this clever disguise! (CASPER just stares at him.) Youre speechless. Squip got your tongue?
CASPER: Its...off.
GABE: That would explain why youre talking to me. (Beat.) Ive been thinking about this moment. What I would say to you? I had this really pissed off monologue, an epic journey through twelve years of friendship... (off CASPER) What?
CASPER: Its really good to see you, man.
GABE: It wont be. Once you hear what I found out.
CASPER: Found out?
GABE: About...
(He taps his head. CASPER realizes what he means.)
CASPER: How? Theres nothing on the internet—
GABE: Which is weird, right? I mean, whats not on the internet? So I starting asking around. Finally, this guy I play Warcraft with... Told me how his brother went from a straight D student to a freshman at Harvard. You know where he is now?
CASPER: Really happy and successful?
GABE: Hes in a mental hospital. Totally lost it.
CASPER: I dont see what that has to do with...
GABE: Think, man! Were talking an insanely powerful super-computer. You really think its primary function is to get you laid? Who made them? How did they end up in a high school? In New Jersey? Of all possible applications for such a mind- blowingly advanced technology, you ever wonder what its doing inside YOU?
(Beat.)
CASPER: And I thought SKYLAR was jealous...
GABE: Im honestly asking!
CASPER: Really? Because I think youre pissed I have one and you dont!
GABE: Come on—
CASPER: Maybe I got lucky, is that so weird? With my history, Id say the universe owed me one. And I dont know about your friends brothers whatever, but if youre telling me his squip made him crazy—
GABE: His squip didnt make him crazy.
CASPER: Oh. Well... There you go.
GABE: He went crazy trying to get it out.
(Beat.)
CASPER: Then Ive got nothing to worry about. Why would I want that? (He heads for the door. But GABE is in his way.) Move it.
GABE: Or youll what?
CASPER: Get out of my way. Loser.
(GABE steps aside and CASPER exits. A knock on the door.)
DAHLIA OPHINE: Hello! Other people have to pee!
GABE: Im having my period.
(Beat.)
DAHLIA: Take your time, honey.
Gabe In The Bathroom
GABE: I am hanging in the bathroom

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