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Headcanons (Updated #2)

• Oikawa

- Teasing Iwa-chan has now become flirting with Iwa-chan

- He also has a thing for tsunderes because of Iwa

- He would hang out with girls just to piss Iwa off and make him jealous. Oinky thinks that jealous Iwa is cute as fuck.

- He likes to watch alien theories on YouTube

- He still believes aliens are real

- He'd be great friends with the peeps on Buzzfeed unsolved lmao

- He's a Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and Beyonce fan

- He forced Iwa to binge watch Rupaul's Drag Race with him once

• Sugawara

- He likes to send lewd pictures of himself to Daichi just to embarass him at the most random times

- Daichi's name on his contacts is "Daddy 💕"

- He'd give romantic advice to anyone whether it's his 'children' or not

- Daichi's thighs are filled with his 'marks' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- He sometimes top 👀

• Hinata

- He likes to wear (and steal) Kageyama's clothing

- He accidentally calls Kags "Tobio" in public a lot, which makes both him n Kags flustered af

- He and Kags fight a lot in public, but when they're both at home they'd become clingy and lovey dovey

- He likes to send memes to Kags, hoping he'd someday make him laugh his ass off

- He'd bluntly say "I love you" to Kags, and Kags would literally become a tomato and stop functioning

- He hangs out with Kags, Yams, or Kenma a lot

- He calls both Daichi and Bokuto "dad"

• Kenma

- He likes to send volleyball and cat memes to Hinata, and Hinata loves them

- He's in love with Kuroo but he cares for Hinata more

- He mostly forgets to say "I love you" to Kuroo since they do lovey dovey couple stuff even before they started dating

- He plays animal crossing

- He used to play Dramatical Murder. Kuroo would get jealous bc of it

- He keeps a lot of photos of Kuroo's ugly/hot pictures, Hinata's aesthetic pictures, and cat pictures

- He's more over protective with Hinata than he is with Kuroo

- In conclusion, Kuroo's bae, but Hinata's baby

• Akaashi

- He likes to whisper cheesy/kinky stuff to Bokuto just to embarrass him then casually walk of with a smirk

- He's confused about whether he's Bokuto's wife or babysitter

- He likes jazz

- He's more horny than Bokuto

- He'd mostly cross dress whenever he and Bokuto do the UwU

- He's planning on getting an owl themed tattoo on the upper center of his chest

- He fell in love at first sight with Bokuto

• Bokuto

- His IQ gets lower whenever he's near Akaashi. It explains why he can't even say Akaashi's name correctly.

- But he acts like a smart-ass whenever he's around his 'son' aka Hinata

- He likes to 'mark' Akaashi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- His gallery is filled with dumb pictures of him and Kuroo, owls, and pretty Akaashi pictures

• Kuroo

- A huge perv

- He likes to use 'toys' on Kenma. Kenma would often burn or break the toys on his backyard. Kuroo's used to it at this point (poor Kuroo-)

- His gallery is filled with pictures of Kenma sleeping and a bunch of chaotic Nekoma pics

- He's kinda jealous of Hinata, but since Hinata's a literal ball of sunshine he couldn't bring himself to dislike him

- He hangs out more with Bokuto than with Kenma, Kenma's cool with it though

- He kissed every team captain at least once, except for Ushijima. He also kissed Tsukki once and almost got murdered by Yams.

- He likes to hug Kenma from behind when he's playing games or distracted by his phone.

• Tsukishima

- He's a fan of Jurassic Park

- He used to collect dinosaur action figures when he was a kid

- He accidentally read 50 Shades Of Grey when he was in middle school, now he's traumatized by BDSM

- He ONLY lets Yams call him 'Tsukki'

- He and Yams almost never have sex. They aren't the 'horny teens' type

- He and Yams kiss and hug a lot though

- He's Demiromantic (This romantic orientation describes individuals who experience romantic attraction only under specific circumstances, such as after building an emotional relationship with a person.)

- He and Yams hang out a lot, sometimes they'd make fun of their friends' ugly selfies on instagram or twitter

- He and Yams LOVE to watch drama

- He and Yams like to share earphones and listen to Lo-fi together

• Nishinoya

- He's bisexual

- He's a switch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- He likes to pounce on Asahi a lot

- He almost never talks about Kiyoko ever since he started dating Asahi

- He clings to Asahi a lot

- He hangs out with almost everyone, mostly with Tanaka

• Asahi

- a huge wuss

- he'll shit his pants if he watched horror movies. He'll only be able to watch it if Nishinoya's there too.

- cuddles with Noya a lot

- he secretly hides a huge teddy bear in his closet. Noya found out about it though, and I oop-

- soft boy

- the embodiment of anxiety. But Noya's always there to cheer him up and make him feel better.

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