Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

The straight ones are still aLiVE

[ The "Yes, we watch Highschool DxD on Sundays" group chat aka the chat filled with the straight ones.

They're also hanging out at Tanaka's house-

Also, I don't ship TanaEno. I don't wanna mess with Tanaka's romantic relationships since he is canonlly in love with Kiyoko.

So yeah, sorry if you ship TanaEno-

Enjoy :))))))))))) ]

e.no.shit.a : everyone's turning gay

e.no.shit.a : just... how??

nar.itai : they probably watched BNHA and think Hawks is hot.

ki.no.shit.a : or they watched FKBU and decided to simp for Daisuke because he's the embodiment of a walking wallet.

Bald☆Bitch : or they slapped their homie's ass for fun but accidentally made out with them after that?

e.no.shit.a : ..... please tell me you didn't actually saw that happen....

Bald☆Bitch : .....

Bald☆Bitch : *cries in accidently seeing Iwaizumi-san get his ass slapped by Oinkawa and then they made out in front of me*

ki.no.shit.a : you poor fucker

nar.itai : F

e.no.shit.a : I'm so tired of seeing rainbows and dicks inside storage rooms and bathrooms.

e.no.shit.a : bye bitches 👋

Bald☆Bitch : Chikara why are you walking out of the room wearing my sister's heels?

nar.itai : ssshhh he's being sassy.

ki.no.shit.a : he looks like a mom who's 5 months pregnant

e.no.shit.a : I am not pregnant you little dipshits

nar.itai : you sound like you're on your period

Bald☆Bitch : how the hell do you get pregnant and have your periods at the same time?

e.no.shit.a : I Am nOt-

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HOLD IT!

You are proven guilty for stealing my heart!

So go ahead and sell it on the black market, use the money for whatever you'd like 👌