[ This ain't a chatting one 🤭🤧
Oikawa is being retarded as always and vlogging this
Bullying Oikawa is fun. Is this some sort of kink?
But then again, I'd let Saekonee-sama step on me ^q^
It either get your ass whooped or whop someone's ass.
Anyways, EnJOy- ]
- a guide by the most handsomest man you'll ever meet (lies) -
Oikawa turning around to face the camera and winking : "Hello you sexy motherfuckers~" *walks to the camera wearing 10 inch heels*
Oikawa : "Welcome back to my chan-" *trips and falls*
Oikawa in the verge of tears : "fU- I mean, here's an example of what I'll be teaching y'all today!"
Oikawa : "Don't you ever just feel tired in embarrassing yourself because of something so trivial?"
Oikawa : "Well I don't! So today I'll show you how to be confident in yourself!~"
Iwaizumi slamming the door open and wearing only a towel wrapped around his hips : "Oy Shitooru, the hot water isn't working-"
Oikawa looking at Iwa's naked bod because who the fuck could resist those abs?? : ".... I may have fell down because of my 10 inch heels, but I think my other 10 inches just rose up-"
Iwaizumi : ".... You want me to cut your inches?
Oikawa : "Step on my inches daddy-"
Iwaizumi : "Gross, I'm gonna call Ushiwaka. Step on him instead"
Oikawa : "Ew no. That bitch doesn't even moan when I whipped him."
Iwaizumi : "You whipped him?"
Oikawa sweating nervously : "Oop- I meant hit him-"
Iwaizumi : "That's it. No bondage play for a month. I'm confiscating our toys."
Oikawa being a whiny bitcc : "B- bAbE-"
Iwaizumi : "Now hurry up and fix the hot water. I wanna bathe."
Oikawa : "Can I join you- aha just kidding please don't kill me-"
Iwaizumi : ".....I'll let you join if you promise me that you'll never whip anyone except me again...." *blush*
Oikawa crying his ass off and smiling like an idiot : "iWA-cHaAAAaaAN I lOvE yOu~ ^q^"
Iwaizumi blushing wildly : "I hate you, Shitooru. Now hurry up."
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Aha shower sex go "splish splash, tapping that ass"
*clears throat*
Divorced, beheaded, died-
WELCOME TO THE SHOW, TO THE HISTOREMIX-
Btw-
Thanks y'all 💕
But I'm 100% it's no. 1 because of how often I update the chapters and respond to comments. Oh well-
Love y'all lots, as always
Thanks for sticking with my horny and cursed self since day 1 💕🤧😭
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