[ The general group chat ]
Area69 : didn't even notice
Sugar_mommy : no punches left to roll with
Se(nd)mi-help : you got to keep me focused
Chiken.Tendous : baki baki ni ore, n a n i w o ???
Se(nd)mi-help : Tendou, we've talked about this.
Chiken.Tendous : sorry mom uwu
Area69 : anYWayS-
Area69 : why don't you say so?~
Rolling☆Thunder : It's been a long time since you
Bald☆Bitch : fell in love~
YamaGUCCI : you ain't coming out your shell
HootersTM : you really ain't been yourself
Ko.no.hahahaha : tell me what must I do?
Ratatouille : suck a dick~
Area69 : 🙃
Onigiri.hoe : before ya'll start to @ me, no I do not share the same blood relation as this retarted rat
Wash-your-stinky-hands : and before ya'll start to @ me instead, no I do not share a relationship with the filthiest man alive.
Ratatouille : >:"O I'm just trying to express my gayness in this lovely month of rainbows
Akaashi.rhymes.with.anxiety : happy pride month
Sugar_mommy : happy gay month
Chiken.Tendous : happy not heterosexual month
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*kabedons you to the wall with my l e g*
hello you sexy motherfucker
no I will not say "no homo", this is pride month. Which means that everyday is Gay Wednesday.
what's that? why am I breaking the social distancing rule?
because I'm a r e b e l.
*eats a still wrapped banana from the middle*
I look like a boy, literally.
how come I can't grow a dick though?
*female sighing of disappointment*
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