Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

just dads being dudes

[ the "your son calls me daddy too" group chat. Aka the dad squad ]

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : guys I adopted a new kid!

Dadchi : another cat?

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : well yes but it's my CHILD

Owlingo : are you gonna host another baby shower Kuroo?

Owlingo : make sure to invite me if u do bro!

Dadchi : baby showers are held before someone has a kid

Owlingo : holy shit

Owlingo : does that mean you're pregnant bro?

Owlingo : bro.. congrats

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : bro I'm a man, I can't get pregnant!

Owlingo : but your stomach felt weird today and you keep saying you didn't feel good!

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : oh shit I AM pregnant!

Oikawaii : wait

Oikawaii : if babies come from delivery by storks

Oikawaii : then how the fuck did the baby get inside the stomach?

Dadchi : .

Dadchi : Oikawa-san, have you ever heard of porn?

Oikawaii : bold of you to assume I watch porn

Oikawaii : I MAKE porn

Oikawaii : with the help of Iwa-chan of course 😘

I.don't.farm.weed : rather than making porn

I.don't.farm.weed : you should come to Shiratorizawa

Oikawaii left

Dadchi : can we PLEASE have ONE normal day?

Owlingo : wait wait lemme tell y'all a joke first

Owlingo : Justice is a dish best served cold

Owlingo : if it were served warm it would be justwater.

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : lemme guess, Hinata didn't understand did he?

Owlingo : yep :")

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : and Akaashi didn't laugh?

Owlingo : mHM :")))))))

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : bro, you know I'm here to listen to your dad jokes and laugh at them

Owlingo : bro...

Dadchi left the group

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : wait how the hell did Daichi leave the group?

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : wasn't he the one who made it?

Owlingo : bro I thought you made the group

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka : no bro, I was invited in the group

Owlingo : then who made it bro?

Read by I.don't.farm.weed and Kurr.kurr.mothafuka

I.don't.farm.weed : ...

I.don't.farm.weed : I made it as an excuse to convince Oikawa to come to Shiratorizawa

Owlingo left

Kurr.kurr.mothafuka left

I.don't.farm.weed : .

I.don't.farm.weed : .

I.don't.farm.weed : .

I.don't.farm.weed : maybe I should consider farming weed

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These keep getting dumber and dumber

Like me :D

I just finished reading a disturbing and kinky Kuroo x Mob Rape douinshi

There were tentacles involved

I screamed inside as I read it

So I read it twice

*nervous masochistic chuckle*

This book is really fun to make

All it takes is my two remaining brain cells and trashy thoughts