[ The "responsible parents" group chat aka the mom and dads ]
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : hey Bokubro, I found you and Akaashi's wedding photo
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka :
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HootersTM : *gasp* :O
HootersTM : AgAShi wAntS To mArRy Me???!¡¿
Akaashoot : *nervous sweat*
Akaashoor : m- maybe??
Cat.lady.next.door : Akaashi, be wise about your decision. Don't date a dumbass *cough* like Lev *cough*
HootersTM : I'm not dumb! I'm a capable and smart man!
HootersTM : any girl would fall for the awesome me~
Akaashoot : *looks at the readers sympatheticly*
Akaashoot : well surprise surprise, I ain't a girl and I have a dick, you even once told me you were straight
HootersTM : you made me bend my sexuality! Well, half of it at least
Akaashoot : then I'll take full responsibility
Akaashoot : Saturday, my place, 3 PM.
HootersTM : *gay panic*
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : ah yes, the 5 benders.
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : earth
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : fire
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : air
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : water
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : and the most dangerous of all, the sexuality bender.
Sugar_mommy : lmfaoo
Sugar_mommy : Akaashi's pretty boy energy makes you simp for him
Sugar_mommy : can I hear a "yes mam"?
HootersTM : yes man 😫💦
Author-san-is-a-simp : yas queen
Everyone : ...
Author-san-is-a-simp : ana oop-
Author-san-is-a-simp : *crawls back inside the fourth wall*
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Why is Akaashi so p r e t t y?????
I don't understand how one man can be so gorgeous and beautiful I-
This is pretty short-
But hey, I'm being p r o d u c t i v e -
Yeehaw
Y'all know that one BL anime called Given?
I'm too scared to read the manga, I don't wanna bawl my eyes out and have a mental breakdown for d a y s -
Manga hits different than anime. Heck, I cry harder when I read mangas.
And I do not condone to reading manhwas or webtoons. I don't like how their plots are mostly cliché and how stiff the art style is.
No offense to manhwa lovers tho, you do you my dudes 😳
I used to hate quarantine, now I'm living my life to the fullest during quarantine.
The internet provides me with the memes I need ✊😔
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