[ The general chat haha
With the same AU as last time haha
Why am I still here haha
*dabs in the most cringiest way possible*
Warning : slight smut
Eat shit, drink piss
✌😘]
YamaGUCCI : help
YamaGUCCI : me and the bottom boys are vibing in Nekoma's room
YamaGUCCI : Kenma and Hinata have been making out for several minutes and I'm pretty sure their clothes are on the floor at this point-
YamaGUCCI : Suga-san is cheering on them, I can hear moaning, and everyone else is playing UNO. Lev is dying. Yaku is stomping on his dead body. I'm scared dad, pick me up
e.no.shit.a : Daichi's half dead- I mean, he's exhausted of everyone's shit
YamaGUCCI : oh nvm, Kageyama's here
YamaGUCCI : Kuroo-san too. Their faces are so scary-
YamaGUCCI : oop, they're taking Kenma-san and Hinata away
YamaGUCCI : I wonder where are they going?
Sugar_mommy : to the bathroom prbbly
Sugar_mommy : dammit it was getting juicy!
Dadchi : Suga istg-
Sugar_mommy : sorry daddy :(
Sugar_mommy : wanna punish me ;) ?
Dadchi : not today satan 🙏
Sugar_mommy : excuse you, I'm a motherfucking angel 😇
holy.water.tears : you don't act like one though...
Sugar_mommy : shush you Jesus wannabe
holy.water.tears : *cries holy water*
Yama.moto.moto : guess who's trying to take a piss in the bathroom while trying to ignore the moans behind the bathroom stalls
Bald☆Bitch : *cries in virgin*
Yama.moto.moto : ^2
Ko.no.haha : *cries in virgin and accidental third wheeling*
Bald☆Bitch : who are you third wheeling?
Ko.no.haha : Bokuto and Akaashi. I can smell, see, and choke on the sexual tension between them.
Ko.no.haha : everyone has been avoiding them at all cost and trying to give them privacy but Bokuto's dumbassness says that "we should all hang out together"
Ko.no.haha : Akaashi looks dead inside
Ratatouille : everyone is a homosapien
Ratatouille : get it?
Ratatouille : homo-sapien
Ratatouille : hajahhahshjd
Kunimimimi : you mean we look like a bunch of monkeys?
Kunimimimi : can't say no to that
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*coughs*
*sneezes*
Uh oh Kuroona
*drinks hand sanitizer*
Much better
Stay safe you sexy mother fuckers ❤
Or perhaps father fuckers?
Or maybe pillow humpers?
Wtf is wrong with me
Hah
How are ya today? I'm doing fantastic, I'm getting high on the scent of my candle.
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