Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

The third wheeler gang

[ "The wheel you threw away" group chat. Basically it's where the single and third wheeler peeps vibe.

This is pretty long holy shit

It's more of a tea spilling rather than crack heading scenario- ]

Ko.no.haha : guess who's hanging out with two obviously flirting lovebirds at a Starbucks?

Bald☆Bitch : oof bro, how the fuck did you accidently went there with Bokuto and Akaashi?

Ko.no.haha : so I was walking my way down town as usual

Ko.no.haha : then suddenly I saw them in front of an arcade

Ko.no.haha : so in an act of not wanting to disturb their lovely afternoon, I walked faster and  hid

Ko.no.haha : but Bokuto saw me and went all "hEy HeY heY KonOwHa, hAng Out wIth USs bRUh"

Ko.no.haha : sometimes, I wonder about my purpose in this world

E.no.shit.A : same tho

E.no.shit.A : sometimes Noya would ask me to hang out with him and he'd also end up inviting Asahi because he missed him already.

ShigeYa : double oof bro

ShigeYa : that reminds me of that time when me and the second years were hanging out together at lunch break

ShigeYa : and Kindaichi had his hair down which apparently made him 'hotter'????

ShigeYa : then a few girls walk up to him and ask a bunch of stuff about his sudden hairstyle change

ShigeYa : THEN KUNIMI DEADASS GOT JEALOUS AND MADE OUT WITH HIM IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CAFETERIA.

ShigeYa : WITH TONGUE.

ShigeYa : *screams in second hand embarrassment*

E.no.shit.A : triple oof bro

E.no.shit.A : I too scream in second hand embarrassment

E.no.shit.A : I mean, who the fuck slaps their boyfriend's ass in public and say "Ah shit sorry, my hand slipped ;)"

Bald☆Bitch : Suga-san does.

Ko.no.haha : kinky motherfckr

E.no.shit.A : actually, he's a daddy fucker

E.no.shit.A : he fucks the team dad without mercy

Bald☆Bitch : LMAOJEJSISJNA

Ko.no.haha : bruh I thought he was a bottom

E.no.shit.A : nah fam, he can do both

E.no.shit.A : I remember accidentally seeing him eat Daichi's ass in the gym storage room.

Bald☆Bitch : BRO WHAT EWW

Bald☆Bitch : YOU'RE SAYING THAT THE MAYONNAISE STAINS ON THE MATTRESS LAST WEEK WASN'T MAYO???!

E.no.shit.A : unfortunately no

E.no.shit.A : oh to see without my eyes ➖👄➖

Ko.no.haha : bruh if I were you I would've yelled "use anti baby  rubber balloons you horny fucks"

Bald☆Bitch : speaking of condom, I remember coach Ukai handing out free condoms to the boys after club ended

Bald☆Bitch : he said "Y'all horny teens think that I wouldn't eventually find out who keeps on taking all of the condoms at my store and leaving the money on the counter? I even memorized what SIZES y'all were buying."

Bald☆Bitch : then he glares at Asahi and said "Oy man bun, use that 'XL extra thin' wisely. I'm starting to think our libero's ass is wrecked as fuck."

Ko.no.haha : WTF YOUR COACH IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS I-

E.no.shit.A : oho yes, but it doesn't stop there

E.no.shit.A : he then threw a fistful of condoms at Suga-san's face and said "Mayonnaise stains my ass! That's what you get for not putting on condoms! Now I have to wash that damn mattress over and over again!"

ShigeYa : bruh your coach sounds like a sex ed teacher

E.no.shit.A : oho he sure did act like one.

E.no.shit.A : he literally explained why protection is important even if it's anal sex. And he deadass explained to us about how safe and proper sex works for a whole hour.

Bald☆Bitch : me and the other second years excluding Noya were laughing our asses off ekkekseksj

Bald☆Bitch : oh and the coach also said something about "I'm teaching y'all this from experience so don't @ me and tell me that I ain't correct"

Bald☆Bitch : the whole team knows who he's been banging 💅 👀

E.no.shit.A : Takeda-sensei...

E.no.shit.A : ... Is pRoBably disappointed in us djskskkd

Ko.no.haha : lmaoo

Ko.no.haha : my coach doesn't really give a damn about Bokuto and Akaashi. Heck, no one in the volleyball team is even surprised when they started dating

Bald☆Bitch : now that's a wholesome and healthy relationship

ShigeYa : oh shit are we gossiping?

E.no.shit.A : nah bro, we're just spilling tea

Bald☆Bitch : hot tea

Ko.no.haha : milk tea

ShigeYa : dollar store tea

E.no.shit.A : *chugs*

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That awkward moment when you haven't uploaded another chapter for 3 days straight just because you're a whiny and lazy lil bitch.

So yeah, I'm scared of what high school's gonna be like.

But I know for sure that there won't be any drugs or sex involved.

*glances at the Mean Girls and Heathers movie*