[ The general chatroommmmmm
I may or may not have binge watched Ace Attorney- ]
HootersTM : hey Megane-kun
Saltysaurus : it's Tsukishima, dammit.
HootersTM : hey Tsukki
Saltysaurus : don't call me Tsukki you damn owl
HootersTM : ;-;
Akaashootme : please don't be salty towards Bokuto-san, he is a very sensitive... creature
HootersTM : AgGAAaaAsHI :"D ❤
Saltysaurus : ew gross, flirting.
YamaGUCCI : Tsukki, your salt level is off the charts today >:(
Saltysaurus : sorry Yama
YamaGUCCI : it's okay Tsukki 😊💕
Lactose.Tolerant : ....
Sugar_mommy : ....
Shiraboohoo : ....
Area69 : ....
Area69 : what the fuck did I just witness?
Lactose.Tolerant : Tsukishima saying sorry? Never heard of that before
e.no.shit.a : ➖👄➖ I'll pretend I didn't see anything
HootersTM : aNYWays
HootersTM : what's up with you being extremely nice with Yams all the time?
YamaGUCCI : we just have a really healthy relationship 💕💕
Saltysaurus : what he said.
e.no.shit.a : this calls for an investigation.
e.no.shit.a : @everyoneatkarasuno
Deadchi : yeah yeah, we'll be the witness.
Hinata : oh oh! what are we witnessing?
Nar.itai : we're testifying for every time we see TsukiYama flirting
holy.water.tears : that's... everyday-
e.no.shit.a : each of you will present evidence of TsukiYama having a terrifyingly healthy relationship
e.no.shit.a : 3..2..1..
e.no.shit.a : go!
holy.water.tears : ever since they started dating, Tsukishima stopped saying "Shut up Yamaguchi"
Deadchi : as much as it concerns my dad instincts, Tsukishima and Yamaguchi becomes more in love everyday
Sugar_mommy : Tsukishima started calling him Tadashi when they're alone! And they even kiss a lot when they thought that no-one was looking!
Nar.itai : they're the only couple who rarely have sex... like, really rare... so how the hell are they still sexually and romantically in love with each other????
YamaGUCCI : guys stop! It's embarrassing!
Saltysaurus : this is why I told you to mute your notifications, now we can't even watch Shane Dawson drama in peace.
YamaGUCCI : sorry babe 😔
Saltysaurus : no no its ok
Saltysaurus : just ditch these clowns and let's continue watching the drama vid
YamaGUCCI : ok ❤
Saltysaurus : ❤
e.no.shit.a : HOLY SHIT, DID I JUST SEE TSUKISHIMA SEND A HEART EMOJI???!!!
HootersTM : WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT????
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : hey Tadashi, give me whatever love potion you're giving to Tsukki. Kenma needs them asap.
GaymerBoi : no I do not you damn clown.
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : ;w;
Reeeon : Tendou stop reading the chat and get back to practice
Chicken.Tendous : sssshhh I need my daily dose of drama
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Now that I think about it, there's a lot of chat books out there that are extremely aesthetic.
My style is not being aesthetic! Which in my opinion is more iconic than being aesthetic.
Not that I'm degrading aesthetic people, I just wanna say that being aesthetic is kinda boring for me.
But hey, you do you. If you like aesthetics than that's great! If you don't then that's also fine!
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