[ The general group chat sksksksksksk ]
BokeJaNai : hey bakayama
Lactose.Tolerant : what is it boke
BokeJaNai : are you a setter?
Lactose.Tolerant : duh
BokeJaNai : because you set my heart on fire ❤🔥😳
Sugar_mommy : OOOOOOOOH DAAAAAAAMN
Sugar_mommy : I'M SO PROUD OF MY CHILD-
Rolling☆Thunder : hey Asahi, are you an ace?
holy.water.tears : omg Noya please don't-
Rolling☆Thunder : cuz you make my heart r-ace
holy.water.tears : I'm so embarrassed-
Bald☆Bitch : SDKSDKSKDSDKSDK NICE SERVE NOYA-
Daddy.Material : stop being a limp dick Asahi
holy.water.tears : 😰
Ratatouille : Omi-omi
Wash.your.stinky.hands : no.
Ratatouille : are you for sale?
Wash.your.stinky.hands : wtf no
Ratatouille : coz I wanna check you out
Wash.your.stinky.hands : disgusting
Onigiri.hoe : that sounded lame
Ratatouille : shut up ya dickwits 😡😡😭
HootersTM : hey hey hey Agaasshi
Akaashoot : oh shit
Akaashoot : I mean, yes Bokuto-san?
HootersTM : are you a butcher?
Akaashoot : *inhales aggressively*
Akaashoot : no, Bokuto-san
HootersTM : because I want you to beat my meat 😰🔥😋🍆💦
Akaashoot : 😌 *visible pain*
Terushameonyou : yo is this the junk food isle?
Terushameonyou : y'all be lookin like snacks 👀💦🔥
~Misaki~ : calm thy dick, piercing boy
Terushameonyou : forgive me mother, please do not chop off me pierced dick 😔🙏
~Misaki~ : nani the fuck-
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Let's play a little g a m e
Just between you and me
ヘ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ヘ *crawls inside your pants*
What the actual fuck is wrong with me-
*vibing and screaming*
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