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DaiSuga (a request) but Suga's a cool mom 😎

[ Thank you @SxGa_Mom for the request! your name sounds like Suga_Mom 👀👀👀

This is set in dad n mom's private chat. Sorry if it's short-

I hope this is entertaining, enjoy my dudes 😔🙏 ]

Sugar_mommy

I'm a cool mom, everyone knows that 💅✨😎

Deadchi

Nope, no you're not.

You let the kids eat 5 ice creams in just 5 minutes yesterday

Hinata got explosive diarrhea

Noya had a sugar rush and climbed a tree

Tanaka died- I mean, passed out

Kageyama choked on his 4th ice cream

Okay okay, maybe I am a bit of a bad mom 🤭

I'll let my kids do drugs tho 😳

Babe-

Haha jk, I love my kids 💕

But I love you more 😘

As much as I want to question about your mental state, I somehow love you too

And why do you sound like Oikawa?

Oh we've been meeting up and hanging out a lot

Sometimes we paint each others nails

Looks like he influenced me to be ten times more sassy than before 💅

Anyways, I'm still a cool mom 😎

I-

Why do I feel like our chat evolved from 1 to 100 ever since we started dating?

We used to say "Ily babe <3" a lot

Then your horny ass keeps on demanding to suck my dick

And now you act like a clown while I (unfortunately) watch with hearts in my eyes

It's called being an old married couple 😳

That's... a good point-

Wanna watch Vampire Diaries at my place tomorrow?

No

Then let's play Mario Kart!

Suga I know you want to play a horror game but you're too scared to do it alone

Dammit Daddy, you read me too well

I wanna play Mad Father but I'm too scared :(((

Fine fine, I'll be there tomorrow

LOVE YOU BABE 🤧😭💕💕

Love you too, clown mom

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Daily reminder that Lady Gaga invented the word "disco stick" 😳

Now it's stuck in my head-

The next chapter will be my dude Makki's request : Akaashi x Hinata.

I write the request chapters according to when the request was asked.

Like, if three people requested each at 2 PM, 3 PM, and 4 PM then I'll do the 2 PM one first.

I am horny and hungry-

Anyways, thanks again for the request SxGa_Mom