[ The "hi sisters" group chat ]
Hitoka-chi : Kiyoko-sannn
Kiyoko-shi : yeah babe?
Hitoka-chi : nothing, just wanted to text you ♥
Hitoka-chi : but it embarrasses me when you say "babe"! ≥﹏≤
Kiyoko-shi : then.. How about Hitoka-chan?
Hitoka-chi : yeah that's better
(。・ω・。)•Saekopath• : oy oy u love birds! This ain't ur private chat yknow
•Saekopath• : think about the single ladies here 😤
°Yui°Yui° : prreaachh ✊👏
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : guys
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : I'm still struggling to use a squat toilet
〒_〒•Saekopath• : kebsosnsks *wheeze*
•Saekopath• : gURl
•Saekopath• : are u THAT tall????
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : "I'm a grown up girl wearing size 13 nikes"
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : "MENS size 13 nikes"
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : "beat that 💅"
•Saekopath• : I have huge boobs but I have big dick energy
°Yui°Yui° : I moved on from Dachi so that he could get together with Sugawara :")
Kiyoko-shi : I had to live through 2 and a half years as a volleyball manager,
Kiyoko-shi : seeing abs instead of boobs
Hitoka-chi : I almost shit my pants when I was surrounded by the dudes at the BBQ party
Hitoka-chi : literally.
.Akaneeee. : I still get asked if I'd like to order a kid's meal at McDonald's
.Akaneeee. : sometimes I get the toys too
°Hana.Mi° : I'm still 18 but I'm already babysitting teenagers
RuRuNa : I fear those teenagers
eri_ya : I barely exist
Kaori-zuuu : (2)
MakŌ : (3)
.Yukie.shishi. : I'm the only person in the whole series who pointed out that Bokuto looks like an owl
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : *shook*
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : *silent clapping*
♡Alisa_Haiba♡ : how did you all survive???
.Yukie.shishi. : magic~
Kaori-zuuu : you're a wizard Yukie!
•Saekopath• : crack
Hitoka-chi : Saeko nee-san I'm concerned-
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Holy kahoot, every chapter has at least 12 reads and 3 votes???
Jsosnsos I'm so happy right now I-
The fact that it's balanced between the reads and votes makes me go O//w//O
Ily
*yeets my love and affection at y'all*
I devoted this chapter to MylifeIs-A-LiE , aka my friend and devoted reader ♡
Hope you like this chapter,
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