Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

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[ The general group chat a g a i n - ]

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : hey flat ass

Makki.makki.ni.ore : hey oinky, someone's calling for ya

Mattsun.is.clowning : hey alien boi

Iwa-can't : shittykawa don't just read the massages, respond dammit

Area69 : ya'll are so rude to me >:((((

Makki.makki.ni.ore : bullying is f u n

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : anyways- I'm trying to gather info of the average dick size among us

Animal-crossing-hoe : retarded as ever, I see.

Kunimimimi : omg can we mop the gym in peace please-

Kunimimimi : stop texting

Area69 : fight me you bastards

Area69 : I have a mop and a 10 inch cock

Iwa-can't : Hah, you just multiplied the original number with 5

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : skdkdkdsadjsa LMFAO- I'm gonna write that down

Area69 : *screams*

Shrimps.have.dreams.too : what's a number that turns to 10 after it gets multiplied by 5?

Your.local.milkman : umm... does that mean it's 10 : 5 ?

Rolling☆Thunder : how much is that?????

Bald☆Bitch : uh- ummm...

Your.local.milkman : counting with my fingers doesn't help

e-no-shit-a : it's 2.

Area69 : idk if you guys are being serious or extremely cruel

e-no-shit-a : unfortunately they're being serious

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These updates are getting extremely inconsistent and more retarded.

Like my brain  O  w  O

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*chokes*

I should really start making this into a serious chatfic-

Just imagine if Sugawara is actually a sugar mommy-

Like, I have an AU where he's super rich and he just buys the Karasuno kids everything they need or want.

Then he meets Daichi and tried to buy his love lmao.

But of course, Daichi's too much of a gentleman to get persuaded like that-

bUT- they somehow ended up together-

ok what the fuck, I just made up that AU while typing it lmao.

yeehaw