[ Thank you @WholesomeYaoi for the request! I like your account name 😳
Finally, I'm making a normal chatting one
This is Karasuno's chat kskskske
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Lactose.Tolerant : B to the
Lactose.Tolerant : O to the
Lactose.Tolerant : K to the
Lactose.Tolerant : E
Lactose.Tolerant : what does that say?
BokeJaNai : Kageyama you meany :((((
Sugar_mommy : Kageyama don't bully your boyfriend!
Saltysaurus : let him be Suga-san. That's his kink
e.no.shit.a : the fact that Tsukishima has a healthier relationship than all of you still scares me
ki.no.shit.a : @YamaGUCCI how the fuck do you turn Tsukishima into a big softie?
YamaGUCCI : I didn't do anything! It's just always been that way
BokeJaNai : take notes you stinky face >:(( @Lactose.Tolerant
Lactose.Tolerant : you're the one who should take notes!
BokeJaNai : no u!
Lactose.Tolerant : you
BokeJaNai : you!
Lactose.Tolerant : I'll tell you six reasons why I hate you
BokeJaNai : I'll give you nine!
Deadchi : please tell me you two didn't make a 69 joke just now-
Sugar_mommy : let then be, Daichi
YamaGUCCI : they're private chatting each other right now lol
Saltysaurus : they're literally sitting next to each other while texting each other aggressively
BokeJaNai : that's it! I'm so done with this!
Lactose.Tolerant : well me too!
BokeJaNai : I'm tired of you, someone please wake me up when practice starts
Lactose.Tolerant : .... then why are you resting your head on my shoulder?
BokeJaNai : .... Your shampoo smells nice.... and your shoulder feels like a pillow....
Lactose.Tolerant : .... I'll wake you up later, just got to sleep now.
BokeJaNai : why are you holding my hand?
Lactose.Tolerant : because my hands are cold, dumbass
BokeJaNai : ... Can I hug your arm?
Lactose.Tolerant : do whatever you want
Lactose.Tolerant : you stayed up last night because of that horror movie you watched with your sister right?
BokeJaNai : yeah...
BokeJaNai : thanks Bakayama
Lactose.Tolerant : shut up and close your phone, dumbass
Sugar_mommy : well well well, looks like they fell asleep immediately
Saltysaurus : I'm taking a pic for blackmail material
Bald☆Bitch : no-one plans a blackmail plan out loud
Saltysaurus : it's way more fun if they know I'm blackmailing them anyways
YamaGUCCI : Tsukki you're being a sadist again
Saltysaurus : it's not my fault these two act like tsunderes and obliviously act lovey dovey with each other
holy.water.tears : I smell sexual tension when Kageyama and Hinata bicker
Rolling☆Thunder : Jesus back at it again with his gaydar
holy.water.tears : "beep beep, you're a mega gay"
Saltysaurus : are you saying that to the readers or to us?
holy.water.tears : yes 😇
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If I can come outta your screen right now I'd hug the shit outta you-
What I mean is : I'm really thankful that y'all are staying loyal to me
Y'all have no idea how much I wanna hug each and every one of you-
Haha I sound like a yandere..... Sangwoo must be proud-
The next chapter will be @_honey_teaa_'s request aka SemiShira
A quick warning though, that chapter's gonna be lime. Lime is hints of smut. I suck at smut so I frequently do lime.
Bathroom, bathroom, I gots to pee
I'm gonna sprinkle all my tinkles-
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Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts
Fanfictionwhat happens when you put a bunch of gay volleyball nerds in one group chat? chaos and also accidental sexting also suffering proceed this book with caution and low expectations the (shitty) cover is made by me - Warning : explicit content, language...
