[ The general chat, yeehaw ]
BokeJaNai : what's a blow job?
BokeJaNai: is it a job for blowing stuff?
Ratatouille : it's...
Sugar_mommy : don't you dare tell em
Sugar_mommy : this ain't sex ed
BokeJaNai : but I'm not a kid anymore!
Saltysaurus : you sure about that, micro dick?
BokeJaNai : oh shut up lamppost
BokeJaNai : You maybe tall, but I'm sure your dick ain't
Rolling☆Thunder : OOOOOOH SHIT
Rolling☆Thunder : SKINNY HOE GOT FRENCH FRIED
GaymerBoi : Shoyo, who the fuck taught you that?
BokeJaNai : I made it up myself!
Sugar_mommy : he read a "how to roast tall people for shorties" guide on wikihow
BokeJaNai : mooommm!!
YamaGUCCI : don't insult his size!
BokeJaNai : so it's true?
YamaGUCCI : *nervous sweat*
Saltysaurus : of course not
Saltysaurus : and I bet the king is micro sized.
Lactose.Tolerant : excuse you- what part of me is micro sized?
Lactose.Tolerant : My brain when it comes to math? Yes.
Lactose.Tolerant : my dick? Hell no, ask Hinata.
BokeJaNai : hey don't mention me! We only did it once but ended up not doing it bc u were too big and it hurt-
BokeJaNai : oops-
Kunimimimi : *quietly sips tea*
Kinda.ichi : after all these years of us being friends, we finally discovered the great king's dick size.
Chicken.Tendous : it's king sized.
Chicken.Tendous : h a h a h a
Terushameonyou : are we comparing dick sizes? Hold on, lemme get my ruler-
holy.water.tears : children, stop comparing dicks and start reading the God damn bible.
holy.water.tears : I will also bless you all with my holy tears
holy.water.tears :
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holy.water.tears : including you, dear reader-san.
holy.water.tears : I smell a great 'simp' energy from you
holy.water.tears : Read a Bible, not smut fics 📖 🙏
Terushameonyou : sup bitches I'm back from measuring my di-
Terushameonyou : *hisses at the sight of holy water*
holy.water.tears : an actual simp has approached!
holy.water.tears : *splashes the foul creature with holy water*
Terushameonyou : oh fUCk it bUrNs-
Shiraboohoo : press F to pay respects
Se-nd-mi-help : F
Cat.lady.next.door : F
GaymerBoi : F
Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : F
Daddy_material : F
Chicken.Tendous : Fuck
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Sike, you thought I'd also be swoon and become holy again.
Everyday I stray closer to Hell.
My room is hella hot, even if it was raining.
So yeah, no offense to people with religions though. Heck, I'm someone who has a religion but isn't too religious-
Anyways-
I spit out blood whenever I brush my teeth, I'm sure that's normal... right???
Haha yeah, the taste of the blood is good though, so I'm fine with the p a i n
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