Haikyuu Chat On Crack & Shitposts

Inches 👀🍆

[ The general chat, yeehaw ]

BokeJaNai : what's a blow job?

BokeJaNai: is it a job for blowing stuff?

Ratatouille : it's...

Sugar_mommy : don't you dare tell em

Sugar_mommy : this ain't sex ed

BokeJaNai : but I'm not a kid anymore!

Saltysaurus : you sure about that, micro dick?

BokeJaNai : oh shut up lamppost

BokeJaNai : You maybe tall, but I'm sure your dick ain't

Rolling☆Thunder : OOOOOOH SHIT

Rolling☆Thunder : SKINNY HOE GOT FRENCH FRIED

GaymerBoi : Shoyo, who the fuck taught you that?

BokeJaNai : I made it up myself!

Sugar_mommy : he read a "how to roast tall people for shorties" guide on wikihow

BokeJaNai : mooommm!!

YamaGUCCI : don't insult his size!

BokeJaNai : so it's true?

YamaGUCCI : *nervous sweat*

Saltysaurus : of course not

Saltysaurus : and I bet the king is micro sized.

Lactose.Tolerant : excuse you- what part of me is micro sized?

Lactose.Tolerant : My brain when it comes to math? Yes.

Lactose.Tolerant : my dick? Hell no, ask Hinata.

BokeJaNai : hey don't mention me! We only did it once but ended up not doing it bc u were too big and it hurt-

BokeJaNai : oops-

Kunimimimi : *quietly sips tea*

Kinda.ichi : after all these years of us being friends, we finally discovered the great king's dick size.

Chicken.Tendous : it's king sized.

Chicken.Tendous : h a h a h a

Terushameonyou : are we comparing dick sizes? Hold on, lemme get my ruler-

holy.water.tears : children, stop comparing dicks and start reading the God damn bible.

holy.water.tears : I will also bless you all with my holy tears

holy.water.tears :

holy.water.tears : have a holy day 🙏😇

holy.water.tears : including you, dear reader-san.

holy.water.tears : I smell a great 'simp' energy from you

holy.water.tears : Read a Bible, not smut fics 📖 🙏

Terushameonyou : sup bitches I'm back from measuring my di-

Terushameonyou : *hisses at the sight of holy water*

holy.water.tears : an actual simp has approached!

holy.water.tears : *splashes the foul creature with holy water*

Terushameonyou : oh fUCk it bUrNs-

Shiraboohoo : press F to pay respects

Se-nd-mi-help : F

Cat.lady.next.door : F

GaymerBoi : F

Kurr.kurr.mothafucka : F

Daddy_material : F

Chicken.Tendous : Fuck

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Sike, you thought I'd also be swoon and become holy again.

Everyday I stray closer to Hell.

My room is hella hot, even if it was raining.

So yeah, no offense to people with religions though. Heck, I'm someone who has a religion but isn't too religious-

Anyways-

I spit out blood whenever I brush my teeth, I'm sure that's normal... right???

Haha yeah, the taste of the blood is good though, so I'm fine with the p a i n

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