Bakusquad Bitches
TapeMeDaddy
I want (Y/N) out of this squad right fucking now
No
Scratch that
I WANT THIS BITCH PUT DOWN
KingExplosionHeadass
I don't care why you're mad I agree, put her down
AnimeTiddies
😬
KiriBabey
Killing ladies is very unmanly bros
I won't let you hurt (Y/N) 🤜🤛
CheapPikachu
Please don't kill (Y/N) she's my queen
I'm so whipped because of her and I'm honestly happy about it 😔
TapeMeDaddy
SHES HORRIBLE
AlienWifey
Ok for one back the fuck up you will not kill my wife you trick ass bitch.
Two, what did she do to get your titties in a twist?
AnimeTiddies
I did nothing
TapeMeDaddy
THE FUCK YOU DIDNT
YOU COCKBLOCKED ME SO HARD
YOU TRAITOR
AnimeTiddies
Not my fault you're ugly 🤠
KingExplosionHeadass
Spider bitch is right for once
You're a fucking eyesore flat face
AlienWifey
Mhm that's the motherfucking tea
Kiribabey
Let sebro tell us what happened!
CheapPikachu
Yeah I've never seen sero this mad
Let alone at (Y/N)
So like I wanna know
TapeMeDaddy
THANK YOU
Ok so
Me and (Y/N) went out to the ramen place near the dorms. Everything was going fine , we finished our ramen , payed and left.
On our way back (Y/N) went into the shop to get herself snacks for later and I decided to wait outside. I ended up talking to this girl , she was really cute and was like flirting with with me. I was about to ask for her number when THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE came out. I already had texted her saying I was chatting this girl up so she knew but instead of helping me or leaving me to it she fucking came out , slapped me across the face and called me a cheater , the cute girl started crying because she was really nice and obv felt bad for being a mistress. BUT THATS NOT ALL
NO
THIS BITCH ACTIVATED HER QUIRK AND ATTACKED ME SO OBV I RAN AWAY
AND WHEN I LOOKED BACK FUCKING (Y/N) WAS ACTING ALL GENTLEMAN PRINCE LIKE AND HAD THE GIRL DIPPED DOWN IN HER ARMS AND THE CUTE GIRL WAS BLUSHING AND SHIT
THIS BITCH ENDED UP GETTING THAT GIRLS NUMBER AND THEN JUST WALKED PAST ME BACK TO THE DORMS LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
AlienWifey
BAHAHAGAHAGA
I CANT EVEN BE JEALOUS OF THAT GIRL BECAUSE THIS IS TOO GOOD
ILY (Y/N)
KingExplosionHeadass
HAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAJAGAGA
GET FUCKED SHITTY FLAT FACE OFFICE SUPPLIES
CheapPikachu
LMAOOO
KiriBabey
But (Y/N)! What about the bro code?
AnimeTiddies
Sero drank my milk that was in the fridge
It had my name on it
There was no excuse
KiriBabey
Then he deserved it
Not cool or manly sero
I'm disappointed in you
TapeMeDaddy
YOURE ALL BAD FRIENDS
THAT GIRL LIKED ME AND SHE HAD TO COME AND STEAL HER
AnimeTiddies
Sero babe
It's ok
You can have her
....
If you pay me , I'm broke
TapeMeDaddy
I fucking hate you
How much do you want tho bc I'm lonely
AnimeTiddies
I mean sero if you're lonely ... you don't need that girl
I'll give you love ☺️
KingExplosionMurder
I THINK THE FUCK NOT
I ALLOW YOU TO GET THAT GIRL BECAUSE IT HURT THIS EXTRA BUT YOU ARENT DOING SHIT WITH OFFICE SUPPLIES
ILL KILL YOU
AnimeTiddies
Katsu babey shh
Don't be jealous
KingExplosionHeadass
IM NOT HEALOUS SHITTY SPIDER
AnimeTiddies
Ok then I'm going to sero (:
TapeMeDaddy
Ok but like (Y/N) is the hottest person I know do I'm going to drop my grudge
Doors open bro
KingExplosionHeadass
YSGYATGSGUFUSS
Whatever
AnimeTiddies has went offline
TapeMeDaddy has went offline
KingExplosionHeadass
Fucking Bitch
KingExplosionHeadass has went offline
AlienWifey
😔 for real gonna cry I want to cuddle (Y/N) rn
CheapPikachu
Same
KiriBabey
Me too but me and (Y/N) cuddle all the time so I have to share with my bros!
AlienWifey
Ok thanks for flexing
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The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic
Fanfiction!THIS BOOK IS OLD AND REALLY REALLY CRINGE! (Y/n) (L/n) is the bitch of 1-A. Despite her being a hopeless crackhead everyone loves her...because she thick. One day (Y/n) decides it's time she made a groupchat for her class so she can annoy everyone...
