The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic

The (L/n) family

Kaiya (L/n)

Relation: Mother
Age: 37
Sexuality: Has lost all interest in men after your father, actually has always hated men but got with your dad because she was on that money grind. 🤪 Lesbian
Height: 5'10
Weight: 156 lbs
Traits: Blunt, Cold, Responsible, Protective
Information : Your mother is definitely not a very affectionate of openly loving person. Growing up there weren't many hugs, kisses or getting tucked into bed and being overly emotional wasn't a good thing. Due to your mother's lack of feelings she doesn't understand when others show emotion which made it hard to raise kids. You could describe her best as a kuudere. All that aside though she does truly love her kids. She might not know how to express it but you all know she does. After your father left for reasons you still don't know your mother quit her dream on becoming a writer and started working 3 jobs to make ends meet. Anytime you or your siblings were bullied or mistreated by anyone she would find the person and either threaten or full on fight then until they promised to never bother you again. Soo overall great mum.
Quirk: The same as yours except she doesn't have the ability to grow legs out of her back. However her venom related abilities are way stronger than yours.

Harumi (L/n)

Relation: Older Sister
Age: 19
Sexuality: Pansexual
Height: 5'8
Weight: 150 lbs
Traits: Sweet, Shy, Selfless, Insecure, Polite
Information: Harumi is the odd one out in your family. While the rest of you aren't really the nicest people your older sister is somehow literally the kindest person in earth. Honestly she is too nice for her own good to the point it's self destructive. Never looking after yourself and only focusing on others is what lands your poor sister in trouble. Apart from that though your sister is almost flawless. It's a mystery how she turned out so different from the rest of you. Being the only sane one in your household she is usually the one who takes care of everyone , acting more motherly than your actual mother. Your relationship with her is great, she is always the one comforting you when your sad and usually defends you from your feral brothers. She's insecure because she isn't as strong as the rest of you however you're trying to change that. Now while she is nice and timid most of the time when her mother mood kicks in she's kinda scary. This rarely happens but when it does it's usually because you and your siblings are acting up and won't listen to her. When this happens she either karate chops you all on the head or hits you with with a frying pan then proceeds to scream at you all for a good 5 minutes, then she'll just go back to normal like it didn't happen.
Quirk: Ghost
Her quirk basically lets her turn into a ghost for up to 10 minutes. While she's in her ghost form everything goes through her making her impossible to hit. She can also levitate but like only 2 ft off the ground.
Obviously this is nothing like your mother's quirk so you all assume it was your dads quirk or something.

Katsumi (L/n)

Relation: Older brother
Age: 17
Sexuality: 'Straight' / Bisexual but in the closet
Height: 6'
Weight: 179 lbs
Traits: Cocky, Sarcastic, Kind of an asshole
Information: Hate. Hate is what you feel for this motherfucker. The complete opposite of your dear sister. Constantly teases you and your younger brother, will go out of his way to fuck with you, no redeeming qualities and that's it , tweet that. Not that your mother or other brother are really loving towards you but atleast they kind of show that they care but not this guy , you honestly thinks he hates you and you chill with that. It's not true tho. While he has never shown it Katsumi does love you , a unhealthy amount. You've always wondered where the bullies from your past went, the ones that didn't stop after being threatened by your mother. Truth is they are no longer alive. Back when you were 13 a boy tried to have his way with you but you escaped because bad bitch , yet again he mysteriously went missing. So basically Katsumi got a mad sister complex and is real protective over you but you'll never know 🤪
Quirk: Webs
Can shoot webs out of his hands pretty much, kinda like yours except his are stronger, pretty much unbreakable.

Hiroki (L/n)

Relation: Younger brother
Age: 15
Sexuality: Bisexual / Prefers Guys
Height: 5'7 1/2
Weight: 149 lbs
Traits: Chaotic, Immature, Clingy, A lil bitch
Information: Hiroki is probably the sibling you get on with the best. This is mostly because you're both so similar. Like he's the male version of you which you love because you love yourself. Despite getting on you also fight a lot , because you're both punchy whores 😔 Usually flirts with anyone you bring home , no matter what they are to you. He'll do this then go beg you for affection like nothing happened which is wack but like any time he brings someone over they usually end up liking you , so it's fairs. Sucks up to your sister and always plays innocent when you're all in trouble and because he's the youngest she usually believes him. In conclusion is an annoying bitch but so are you so, what you gonna do.
Quirk: Quirkless but still kicks the fuck out of everyone

NONE OF THE ART IN THIS IS MONE

A/n: So like sorry they're all LGBT i know it's not realistic for them all to be that but like I can't write straight characters it isn't in my blood. Next chapter will be with your family js