The Maddest Hoe | BNHA x Reader Textfic

Karaoke night!

(A/N): This is so lazy but it is what it is
Also I'm gonna replace all the n words in the bakusquads this song with "punk" for obvious reasons.
Name: (Text) = The person singing
This or This is the people not singing and like reacting

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Third Person P.O.V

As planned the night before the bakusquad arranged with their class to go out got a Karaoke night. To Denki's disappointment his friend Shinsou refused to come as he said Bakugou and (Y/n) are too feral. Nevertheless, a depressed Denki included the group arrived at their already booked Karaoke booth.

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"Alright everyone shut up! It was our idea so we are going first!" (Y/n) claimed , sticking her tongue out at her class while she gave the microphones out to the Baku whores.

The group had been practicing their song for weeks waiting for their time to come and today was the day. After some hard bribing they got Bakugou on board so now, it was perfect.

"Shut your fucking mouths and put your phones on silent. The show is about to begin." Most of the class rolled their eyes Mina but did as she said and put their phones ok silent...
It was time.

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Sero: Aye you (Y/n) all these punks talking hella shit , all these bitches they ugly , they fat, they broke they ain't got clout ya dig

You: All these haters need to drink some lacive tea and shit all their jealousy out before we drop this

Everyone in the room sweatdropped, this was going to be real... special. Poor Jirou looked dead inside and was disgusted that she was ever apart of your friend group.

Mina: Bitch I got Chanel shoes they cost more than your rent.

You: I was ugly now I'm hot so bitch I can be your friend

Mina: And I am a skinny legend damn I might take your man, I got clout

You: I got clout

Mina: And I got rocks in my bag!

Uraraka leaned over to whisper to Deku but as soon as she did she saw that he looked traumatised. His poor baby ears were bleeding.

Kiri: When I was broke I ain't got no hoes, Now I got a bunch of designer clothes.

Sero: Back in the day I ain't really have shit now these whores are on my dick

Bakugou: .. And I'm with (Y/n) yeah she bad she might just fuck in on your dad.

The performance was something else. (Y/n) was throwing it back and Mina was catching it like a pro. Sero and Kiri were grooving with Bakugou in the middle of them just standing there. Denki was just vibing in the corner of the group waiting for his time to shine.

Suddenly he pushed past everyone all and made himself the centre of attention.

Denki: I have all the Gucci on, I have all the Gucci , all the Louis All y'all could never have.
Dr Phil can suck a dick 👄 he's just mad I'm hot as shit! All these girls are fat like bitch 💅 I think y'all could use some tips..