Momo 👩❤️💋👩💖👑
• I personally hc Momo as bi-curious, giving me perfect little rich girl who is secretly attracted to girls but keeps it a secret vibes , giving that "little miss perfect" song vibes.• I feel like she has had and still does have crushes on her teachers I DO NOT SHIP MOMO WITH ANY TEACHERS but like she got lil school girl crushes you know? And like same tbh
• Her love language is definitely buying you things , because rich and she's also just adorable
• Lesbian protector
• Listens to listen to Cheap perfume
• Loves listening to true crime podcasts
Uruaka 🌸💕🍡
• Everynight this girl goes down to the lounge and searches in the sofa/couches for money , sorry it's true x• A thrifting DIY queen , like she poor but she talented
• I'm sorry for the Uruaka poor slander
• Was one of those pick me girls on 2018 TikTok and it haunts her
• This random but she's really good at ice skating , the yuri on ice gays are in tears
Bakugou 💥👹🤬
• yall know that "I'm the alpha I'm the leader I'm the one they trust" trend , he did that and ate it UP. Him and Tsukki like this 👯♀️ Furry kings• His fursona is just all might as a dog
• Idk he probably says slurs like he'll speak to a gay person once then be like "I can say it 😐"
• Sorry to tell yall but he don't smell like caramel, he smell like axe body spray
• Likes DBZ and is one of the people in the boys who get really mad when ladies , enbies and lgbt people talk about they boyfriend Goku. Always says 'but can they beat Goku?'
• Thinks yo mama jokes are funny
Deku 🤢🤮🥦
• His annoying ass definitely low-key homophobic like yall say tododeku? Yall say Bakudeku? Deku say 'I don't mind gay people but I don't like when they make it their whole personality' that's what he say• Also yall try say he am innocent little bean uwu but no no he is not , this ain't even a hc this a callout, STOP TURNING DELU INTO A INNOCENT TWINK HE IS NOT THAT HE A TEENAGE BOY WHO LIKES SOME TIDDIES , like miss Uruaka was casually wearing her suit and was like 😳😳 boobs hehe
• Idk I don't like him , he give me 'I'm im the boys but I'm more nice about it' vibes
Denki ⚡️🤪🌞
• Remember 'cursed alt' TikTok? Yeah he thinks that's the funniest shit• Him and Mina are unironically attracted to that Willy wonka guy
• Him and Kirishima dye their hair in a public bathroom with dye they done stole (Me and my friend lol x cool x)
• Chaotic Bisexual
• Tried to pierce his nose while drunk with a random needle , got an infection
ANNOUNCEMENT
OKAY so bad and good news , I'm ending this book , like I'm already planning the last chapter BUT I'm going to write an actual x reader book like full story , but ima need yall to help me decide a lil something. So vote
• New book staring the Y/n from this book
• New book with a different Y/n so different quirk, personality etc
• New book staring Bnha and Y/n BUT in a whole over AU like Gang au or something
Also let me know what love interests you'd want in the book x
Also stop this I'm scared v
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